Entertainment & Music - 4 December 2006

My mom caught me masturbating on my bed.

This is what happened:

I was in my room and my mom came to my doorway one night and saw me doing it for a plit second before I realized she was staring at me. I stopped dead in my tracks and told her that I had a stomach ache.

She never brought it up again, so do you think she fell for my "stomach ache" excuse? I felt a little guilty afterwards but I guess that's how life is.

2006-12-04 11:09:14 · 12 answers · asked by ¥ºu® ∑ø®§† N¡gh†må®e 1 in Polls & Surveys

Its a dance song that was out a few years it had the line "you'll never have to be alone"the name of the song or the artist would be great

2006-12-04 11:09:13 · 9 answers · asked by Princess Katie 4 in Celebrities

Caught in a Dream. I'm caught up in a dream I'm gonna wish for it all No one's gonna tell me how No way cuz it's mine dream now...

2006-12-04 11:08:53 · 11 answers · asked by BigDorben 1 in Music

2006-12-04 11:08:17 · 7 answers · asked by Luis 4 in Music

The Pope arrives in NYC for an important UN meeting. His flight is delayed, so he has only 15 minutes to get from JFK airport to the UN building. A car had of course has been arranged to pick him up -- he is, after all, the Pope.

The Pope tells the driver of his predicament, but the driver says that he will not violate the speed limit. So the Pope says "OK, OK, get in the back, I'll drive." The Pope floors it, weaving through traffic like a madman. Inevitably, even for the Pope, he sees flashing lights behind him, and has to pull over. The officer takes one look in the window, turns pale, and slowly walks back to his squad car.

He calls up his superior officer, and tells him "I just pulled this guy over for speeding, but I can't give him a ticket."

"Well, why not?"

"He's too important"

"Well, who is it? The mayor? Did you pull over the mayor?"

"No, no, no. Much more important than that."

"Well, was it Donald Trump?"

"No, no, no. Much more important than that."

"Was it the president? Please tell me you did not pull over the president of the United States."

"No, no, no. Much more important than than."

By this time, the superior officer is completely flabbergasted. He yelled "Well, then who the hell did you pull over?!"

To which the policeman nervously replied "Well, I don't know, but he's got the Pope for a driver!"

2006-12-04 11:08:10 · 8 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Jokes & Riddles

You make the call!

2006-12-04 11:08:03 · 33 answers · asked by ExpertOfNothing 3 in Polls & Surveys

come out in Karaoke? or does it depend on the artist??

2006-12-04 11:07:37 · 5 answers · asked by Cecy 2 in Music

2006-12-04 11:07:14 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-04 11:06:57 · 4 answers · asked by Pumpkin 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-04 11:06:28 · 14 answers · asked by tnagew 2 in Celebrities

I asked a question that was by no means bad and yahoo gave me a violation and took 20 points for one question they deemed a violation on top of the five for asking the question of who is a person you meet that you found to be the most messed up.

2006-12-04 11:05:24 · 6 answers · asked by stargazer 5 in Polls & Surveys

cause all the witches ate it all.

2006-12-04 11:05:05 · 5 answers · asked by ashley 1 in Jokes & Riddles

An American Haunting? What did you think? I thought it was good!

2006-12-04 11:04:17 · 10 answers · asked by shorti241 2 in Movies

I originally started to do this when I couldn't find a pillow but I had a bag of defrosted meatballs, so I drunkenly feel asleep on them.

When I woke up in the morning, I had eaten all 60 meatballs, but the weirdest thing was, I felt better and more rested that I ever had before.

I've been doing this for about two months now, but I'm running out of money from buying about 12 dollars worth of meatballs just to fall asleep everyday.

Is there a reason why I sleep so much better when unconciously eating red meat and onions ?

Is there anything I can smoke or take to fall asleep better than eating meat balls?

2006-12-04 11:04:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

They don't understand women and will spend half their life confused and the other half paying alimony.

Anyone agree?

2006-12-04 11:03:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

female or being a short (under five nine) male?

2006-12-04 11:03:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-04 11:02:29 · 10 answers · asked by Abby 2 in Music

2006-12-04 11:02:27 · 9 answers · asked by shaunrdgs 2 in Movies

hard to believe it would be shown uncut

2006-12-04 11:01:59 · 7 answers · asked by david f 1 in Television

How many times did you change clothes today?

Who was the last person you hugged?

Who was the last person you yelled at?

Who was the first person you talked to?

How many tvs do you own?

What are the initials of the person you like?

If you were stranded on a deserted island w/ Michael Jackson what would you do?

If Jessica Alba came over to your house to study what would you do?

If Ryan phillipee invited you on a cruise what would you do?

Who was the best kiss you ever had?

2006-12-04 11:01:58 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is the best song ever written?

2006-12-04 11:01:48 · 12 answers · asked by shorti241 2 in Music

2006-12-04 11:01:40 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Michael Seater, Robert Carmine, Taran Killam, Jorge Aravena, Lisandro Guarinos, Lee Norris, Corbin Bleu, Zac Efron, Daniel Radcliffe, Eduardo Santamarina, Evan Farmer are the guys I need . Some may be unknown because they are Mexican actors...

2006-12-04 11:00:50 · 3 answers · asked by aNgelzNight 1 in Celebrities

and do you like your's plain or w/butter?

2006-12-04 11:00:49 · 21 answers · asked by been there, done that 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-04 11:00:43 · 2 answers · asked by ashley a 1 in Music

He's got three Shermans all ready to go.

2006-12-04 11:00:39 · 7 answers · asked by David 6 in Movies

rate it 1-10

2006-12-04 11:00:21 · 11 answers · asked by ♥ angel ♥ 2 in Movies

blue balls

2006-12-04 11:00:15 · 9 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-04 11:00:13 · 7 answers · asked by the Jamster 2 in Celebrities

I have a cousin who loves The Game and would like to get him a gift for christmas but am having trouble shopping online for his merchandise...know any websites?

2006-12-04 10:59:47 · 5 answers · asked by redheaded 3 in Music