I originally started to do this when I couldn't find a pillow but I had a bag of defrosted meatballs, so I drunkenly feel asleep on them.
When I woke up in the morning, I had eaten all 60 meatballs, but the weirdest thing was, I felt better and more rested that I ever had before.
I've been doing this for about two months now, but I'm running out of money from buying about 12 dollars worth of meatballs just to fall asleep everyday.
Is there a reason why I sleep so much better when unconciously eating red meat and onions ?
Is there anything I can smoke or take to fall asleep better than eating meat balls?
2006-12-04 11:04:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What you've already been smoking SHOULD have worked. Maybe you need to try larger doses.
2006-12-04 11:07:14 · answer #1 · answered by Rebecca 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could take some therapy to over come your very odd sleeping disorder. Or you could smoke a joint, eat a bunch of fruity pebbles and fall asleep already full. Or you could simply try a sleeping pill and not put meatballs under your pillow.....Don't they spoil by the time u wake up anyway?
2006-12-04 11:08:49 · answer #2 · answered by Danelle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wait until you fall asleep… and then… Balls on your forehead…
2006-12-04 11:08:29 · answer #3 · answered by psychoticlawnjockey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you for real???? It´s the weirdest thing i´ve ever heard.
2006-12-04 11:11:21 · answer #4 · answered by idontknowsquat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you pulling my leg? try eating dinner like normal ppl do than go to bed.. what is your bed smell like now
2006-12-04 11:08:43 · answer #5 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
try frozen peas
2006-12-04 11:07:36 · answer #6 · answered by droid 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its called counseling, buddy :)
2006-12-04 11:07:11 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋