The Pope arrives in NYC for an important UN meeting. His flight is delayed, so he has only 15 minutes to get from JFK airport to the UN building. A car had of course has been arranged to pick him up -- he is, after all, the Pope.
The Pope tells the driver of his predicament, but the driver says that he will not violate the speed limit. So the Pope says "OK, OK, get in the back, I'll drive." The Pope floors it, weaving through traffic like a madman. Inevitably, even for the Pope, he sees flashing lights behind him, and has to pull over. The officer takes one look in the window, turns pale, and slowly walks back to his squad car.
He calls up his superior officer, and tells him "I just pulled this guy over for speeding, but I can't give him a ticket."
"Well, why not?"
"He's too important"
"Well, who is it? The mayor? Did you pull over the mayor?"
"No, no, no. Much more important than that."
"Well, was it Donald Trump?"
"No, no, no. Much more important than that."
"Was it the president? Please tell me you did not pull over the president of the United States."
"No, no, no. Much more important than than."
By this time, the superior officer is completely flabbergasted. He yelled "Well, then who the hell did you pull over?!"
To which the policeman nervously replied "Well, I don't know, but he's got the Pope for a driver!"
2006-12-04 11:08:10 · 8 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol mental i was having a bad day but that joke has brighten my day up and has me chuckling away........
2006-12-04 11:13:27 · answer #1 · answered by foxy lady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's conserving mass at Yankee stadium. i assume this is going to likely be a public journey, so that you could bypass there. Oh.. i did not comprehend it fee money. this is negative. he's often preventing at floor 0 for a prayer. I stay in Canada and that i comprehend this lol, this is all around the papers.
2016-11-30 03:40:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good lol 8/10
2006-12-04 17:34:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, the pope yeah
2006-12-04 20:14:57 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats comedy
2006-12-04 11:17:36 · answer #5 · answered by soxfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
das funnay
2006-12-04 11:12:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious. got any more. i am so bored
2006-12-04 11:12:47 · answer #7 · answered by jennifer p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah..Ahh.. What a retardo!!!!Funny....funny............. Give me more.
2006-12-04 21:57:56 · answer #8 · answered by pinky 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋