Entertainment & Music - 2 December 2006

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The funniest football joke ever?

This is about the Cleveland Browns football team.
There was a boy in Juvenille Court
He was there because his parents beat him all the time so they had to try to find him a new home
The judge told him he would live with his auntie
He just broke out in tears
The jugde said"don't you like your auntie little boy?"
"No,she beats me too"
"what about your grandma little boy?"
"No she beats me too"
They had to through his whole family but they learned that domestic violence was through his whole family
"Well,who do you want to live with then?"
"I want to live with the Cleveland Browns team" "Why do you want the Brownsto own you little boy"
"Because they never beat anybody"
Somebody told me that joke and i was dying what do you think about it you guys?
They really do suck
At first i didn't know it was a joke everybody i told laughed at it

2006-12-02 13:55:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Chicken or Turkey?

2006-12-02 13:55:25 · 24 answers · asked by Big Bird 1 in Polls & Surveys

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If you know your songs.?

I need a song that reminds you of moving, a concert doing homework first dance, first football game, the world trade center or the tsunami that happened a few years ago. For instance the song Bombs Over Baghdad by Outkast reminds me of the war in Iraq.

2006-12-02 13:55:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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What song has the lyrics "I put my hands up on yo hips when i dip you dip we dip" (jw)?

2006-12-02 13:55:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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some of u might hate this but....?

im not a big fan of fall out boy or panic at the disco idk its just not my style i rather music with bass drums and guitar rather than piano and everything else idk ..... but if theres one thing i know its music trust me i know that well does anyone else agree on the panic at the disco and fallout boy thing?

2006-12-02 13:54:48 · 5 answers · asked by bryan h 1 in Music

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that 70s show jackie tanning?

where can i find a picture of jackie tanning in that one episode were shes trying to get back steven and donna decides not to go to college i tried yahoo and google images but couldn't find it

2006-12-02 13:54:20 · 8 answers · asked by matt 3 in Television

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What are some good party songs for a general dance party (not a rave) that suits everyone (old and new songs)?

2006-12-02 13:54:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Is there a DJ in NY?

He was a DJ in NY and his name is Gary and is now in Texas.

2006-12-02 13:53:55 · 1 answers · asked by &hearts: Princess&hearts: 1 in Music

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today's biggest hits?

Why isnt todays biggest hits on my yahoo buddy list?

2006-12-02 13:53:55 · 1 answers · asked by Donna 1 in Music

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Is it me or is Sylvester Stallone TO old to get his But kicked in another movie?!?

C'mon! Shouldn't he run for Governor now? Or sonething?!

2006-12-02 13:53:50 · 15 answers · asked by Paintspinner37 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Favorite All-Time Silent Movie?

Provide director, brief review if you can.

Mine is City Lights (1931)

Starring Charlie Chaplin, it is his most brilliant work. One memorable scene after another, with an ending that will break your heart. The timeless masterpiece endures even today, and was voted into AFI's 100 Greatest American Films of All-Time.

2006-12-02 13:53:37 · 9 answers · asked by J Gimp 1 in Movies

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Does this Match Game Q get you in the holiday spirit?

Forget roasting the Christmas turkey! Dumb Dora was ready to roast her sister when the dim-witted kid tried to load the bird into a ______ before it went in the oven.

2006-12-02 13:53:14 · 2 answers · asked by blooutflash 3 in Television

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Do you ever leave it to Beaver?

I leave some things to Beaver.

2006-12-02 13:52:44 · 12 answers · asked by E_Soup 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Does anyone know the solution to the picture with 70 something bands in it???

Here is a link to the picture.
I've seen partial solutions, but never a complete one, and I can't figure it out, but I want to know what they all are.
http://macphisto.nepracuje.cz/tmp/bands.jpg

2006-12-02 13:52:44 · 1 answers · asked by sing4love44 2 in Music

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If Polls and Surveys were to be an animal, which one would it be?

2006-12-02 13:52:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Whats new?

Nothing here!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-02 13:51:56 · 31 answers · asked by miki 3 in Polls & Surveys

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can you finish this?

hold the pickles.......

2006-12-02 13:51:20 · 22 answers · asked by sweet2tater2 3 in Polls & Surveys

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I have to do a speech that is against watching tv. What site has negative facts about tv?

2006-12-02 13:51:09 · 6 answers · asked by craftykid22 3 in Television

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What would you do?

I'm perched on your bedroom's window sill, what will you do? Choose your weapon, method of getting my creepy perve self out of there.

2006-12-02 13:50:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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is Orthodoxx a good band name?

its an extream play on words if u would hear our music but we like it do you??

2006-12-02 13:50:16 · 7 answers · asked by bryan h 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Christmas lists?

What is on your christmas list? i dont know what to ask for!
i'm 15 years old and i love pink and green.
P.S. i already have an ipod, a laptop, and a white chocolate cellphone..

2006-12-02 13:50:12 · 7 answers · asked by icangels92691 2 in Other - Entertainment

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