I'm perched on your bedroom's window sill, what will you do? Choose your weapon, method of getting my creepy perve self out of there.
2006-12-02 13:50:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
This should be an interesting sight, seeing you out there frozen to the window sill. I guess I could bring you out an ice pick. I think I will wait a while, I don't want to appear too anxious!
2006-12-02 13:59:07 · answer #1 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The weapon I choose is my naked, floppy penis. No straight guy or sane woman is allowed within three yards of my naked penis. By order of the laws of physics. You've heard of sexual attraction right? Well, I employed the laws of sexual repelling. I walk naked at you and you just move away from me, independent of your own power.
2006-12-02 21:56:43 · answer #2 · answered by existenceisrelative 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would pee in your face, im sure that would surprise you and you would get all excited, then I would kick you off the winder sill and watch you fall to the ground. :)
2006-12-02 21:56:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bomb I'll hide wait a sec and then throw it at you I know how to get out but do you lol
2006-12-02 21:52:12 · answer #4 · answered by taffy2513 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
closest thing I see... a paintball gun
I'm sure if I pop off a few of those at your nads, you'd flee, crying like a girl the whole way home.
2006-12-02 21:53:16 · answer #5 · answered by cynthetiq 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think you'd want me to make you leave after you see what I have to offer....;)
I still wouldn't be able to beat you off with a stick...lol
2006-12-02 22:08:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would push you out cuz my room is on the third floor
2006-12-02 21:54:32 · answer #7 · answered by Spencer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd push you out of the window, and shut it.
2006-12-02 21:52:55 · answer #8 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick my 200# Great Dane on you. I hope you have your running shoes on!
2006-12-02 22:18:09 · answer #9 · answered by little1missy1234 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am going to have to throw some water ballons at you and have my dog fart!
2006-12-02 21:52:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋