A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout lady of the evening catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the lady of the evening, "How much?" Lady of the evening replies, "It starts at $500 for manual manipulation." Guy says, "$500 dollars! For manual manipulation! No manual manipulation is worth that kind of money!" The lady of the evening says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" "Yes." "Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?" "Yes." "And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?" "Yes." "Well," says the lady of the evening, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give manual manipulation that's worth $500." Guy says, "What the hell? I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the best manual manipulation of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose oral manipulation is $1,000?"
2006-11-25
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