A blonde, brunette and a redhead were drinking in a bar one night, and decided to buy tickets in the bar's weekly raffle.
They each bought a $1 ticket.
When the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize.
The brunette won the first prize, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti.
The redhead won the second prize, a month's supply of gourmet spaghetti.
The blonde won the booby prize, a toilet brush.
The next week they got together at the bar. The redhead asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes.
"Great," said the brunette, "I love spaghetti, and this stuff is fabulous!"
"And how do you like your prize?" they asked the blonde.
"Not so good," the blonde replied, "I think I'm going to switch back to paper."
2006-11-25 10:15:00 · 14 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How bout--
In third grade, there's a blond, brunette, and a redhead.
Why does the blond have bigger boobs?
She's 18!
2006-11-25 10:38:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats good one sounds a bit like a friend of mine
2006-11-25 18:18:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's alright
2006-11-25 18:17:58 · answer #3 · answered by SMARTGIRL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you've had funnier jokes in the past
no offence
just my opinion
2006-11-25 18:22:23 · answer #4 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think its very funny....
edit: WAIT!! haha. i just got it! 7 hours after reading the joke....
wow im slow.
2006-11-26 09:30:38 · answer #5 · answered by AngeSurTerre ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't like blonde jokes,,, because I am blonde
2006-11-25 18:19:12 · answer #6 · answered by avery 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok that was of the best ones
2006-11-25 18:19:00 · answer #7 · answered by happy christian11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuckled in my mind- but not an lol
2006-11-25 18:36:18 · answer #8 · answered by squidly12345 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny.
2006-11-25 18:19:46 · answer #9 · answered by kayle_rose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good alittle wrird
2006-11-25 19:02:06 · answer #10 · answered by kayia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋