blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....." She forgets where she is, even the pilot in the cockpit hears the noise.
Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts "BE SILENT!"
There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot.
She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting, "OEING! OEING! OEING!
2006-11-25 10:13:33 · 21 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A teacher asked her students to use the word
"definitely" properly in a sentence. Lil Susie goes first
and declares "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher
replies "It's cloudy, today Susie ... the sky is actually gray." Bobby goes next by saying
"The grass is definitely green", to which the teacher corrects him "No, Bobby .... it's late autumn and the grass is actually brown." ......
Then Lil Johnny asks a question "Teacher,
Do farts have lumps in them" ? ........
The teacher gives Johnny a very stern look,
and says in firm voice "No Johnny, they don't" ! ........
Lil Johnny replies back "Then I DEFINITELY shitt my pants" !
LOL
2006-11-25 18:50:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
5 out of 10!
2006-11-25 10:16:59 · answer #2 · answered by lynn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-11-25 10:17:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahha! that took me so long to get. I even IM'ed my friend and she didnt get it either. Then I figured it out. and I am blonde. sooo. hah! but yeah its funny (:
2006-11-25 10:19:29 · answer #4 · answered by Alyssa P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the other jokes I read of yours was funny, however this one is not as funny.
2006-11-25 10:19:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really funny, but are most blonde jokes that funny?
2006-11-25 10:16:19 · answer #6 · answered by SMARTGIRL 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hiya ploppy pants.
the old ones like from answers addict are great classics
2006-11-29 10:10:18 · answer #7 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha. not very funny.3/10
2006-11-25 10:30:21 · answer #8 · answered by tallulaberry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's kinda funny, it made me smile.
2006-11-25 10:16:46 · answer #9 · answered by kayle_rose 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny, you have a mind for humor
2006-11-25 10:18:50 · answer #10 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋