Entertainment & Music - 24 November 2006

Im stalking you...;) eh 30 seconds to mars?/circlometry?/anyone else who fits a specific description?

broken staplers are awesome for making large glasses of stapler juice, want some?

2006-11-24 18:22:49 · 26 answers · asked by Zebra 1 in Polls & Surveys

In the jungle there lived a gorilla and a rhino. The gorilla and the
rhino had been best mates for over 5 years. They went to the watering
hole together and stuff.

The next year winter had finished and spring had sprung, and the
gorilla was feeling a little randy. After about a month he hadn't
managed to pull and he was feeling more randy. After another month he
still hadn't so he was feeling even more randy.

One day he was walking through the jungle and there ahead of him was
the rhino bent over drinking from the lake. This was too much for the
gorilla who saw the rhino's ar *s right there in front of him swaying
gently from side to as he drank. The gorilla couldn't contain himself
any more and ran straight at the rhino and buggered him senseless for
a good half-hour - and all the time the rhino was screaming, "get off
me, I'm going to kill you, you bastard!" but he couldn't do anything
because the gorilla was holding on too tight.

Eventually the gorilla finished and climbed off. "Right, I'm going to
kill you, you bastard!" he shouted and started running after the
gorilla. The gorilla was yelling, "We've been best mates for 5 years,
we shouldn't let a little thing like this come between us!" but the
rhino wouldn't have any of it and he was slowly catching up.

The gorilla ran into a camp where an explorer was sat in a chair
reading the newspaper. He ran off to the north but he couldn't get
past the cliffs, so he ran back to the camp. He ran east but he
couldn't get past the river, so he ran back to the camp. He ran west
but he couldn't get through the undergrowth, so he ran back to the
camp. Then he wringed the explorer's neck, grabbed his clothes and
newspaper, threw the explorer over the trees, sat down, and started to
read.

The rhino ran into the camp. He ran off to the north, but couldn't
find the gorilla so he ran back into the camp. He ran off to the east,
but couldn't find the gorilla so he ran back into the camp. He ran off
to the west, but couldn't find the gorilla so he ran back into the
camp.

"Excuse me," he said, "but have you seen a gorilla around?"

The gorilla, still reading to hide his face asked, "What, the one that
buggered a rhino by the watering hole down there?"

"Oh God! Don't tell me it's in the papers already."

2006-11-24 18:22:33 · 16 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-24 18:21:18 · 7 answers · asked by brett w 1 in Television

The difference between bathing suits of now and then is, that the bathing suits of the past required that you open the suit to see the buttocks.

The bathing suits today require that you open the buttocks to see the suit.

2006-11-24 18:20:50 · 7 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-24 18:20:32 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Babygirl 1 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone thinka will ever come out of her catatonic state again? I hope so. It was so sad when she slipped back inti it on Wednes day. But know she's in her happy place thinking of her first wedding with Luke.
Doctors have been wrong before, hopefully they are this time.

2006-11-24 18:20:20 · 4 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Television

http://www.geocities.com/omg_yo/0.mp3

Can someone please help me try and figure out the name of the song playing in the background?
Its been killing me for about two months now. I Cant figure it out. Ive tried so many sites and this is my last draw. I hope someone heard it before, Just click the link and listen to the song in the background It'd mean so much to me. Thanks alot if you can help.


If the link is broken
You can put the link back together in ur internet browser. This means alot to me So if you could give it a listen would mean a bunch alot. Thanks again.

www.geocities. com/omg_yo/ 0.mp3

2006-11-24 18:20:18 · 5 answers · asked by Jadia 1 in Music

i think kirsten dunst.

2006-11-24 18:19:24 · 8 answers · asked by Stephaine P 1 in Celebrities

I looked at all the pics and it doesnt show a jack to plug your guitar into the cabinet so i am woundering can you.
im trying to save money by buying a floor processor and a cabinet so i need to know can a guitar plug into a cabinet?

2006-11-24 18:18:57 · 3 answers · asked by jt57_07 1 in Music

figue that one out!

2006-11-24 18:18:23 · 12 answers · asked by wendy 2 in Polls & Surveys

i did... once

:)

2006-11-24 18:18:23 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.

8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

2006-11-24 18:18:16 · 8 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-24 18:18:14 · 8 answers · asked by Total Insanity! 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-24 18:18:07 · 5 answers · asked by alicia coz 4 in Celebrities

2006-11-24 18:16:24 · 6 answers · asked by tyingtobenice 5 in Music

man/woman you ever saw, asked you out, then you found out they had toenail fungus...what would you do?

2006-11-24 18:16:18 · 27 answers · asked by Pie's_Guy 6 in Polls & Surveys

Women are like an internet VIRUS
They ENTER ur life, SCAN ur pocket
TRANSFER ur money
EDIT ur mind
DOWNLOD their problems
DELETE ur smile and HANG u 4ever!!!

Interviewer: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Interviewee: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Yo Mommy was doing experiment with cockroach, first she cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then she cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last she cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Yo Mommy said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.

A person was traveling with his wife in a Taxi. The driver adjusted mirror.
The Person shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Interviewee : its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

“In my day,” said the father to his son, “mathematics was easy!”
“That’s because you figured it out in your head,” replied the son. “Today, we have to use a stupid computer.”

2006-11-24 18:15:43 · 9 answers · asked by Imtiyaz G 4 in Jokes & Riddles

fax machines hate spiders, why do all my plans turn into polymer spatulas?

2006-11-24 18:15:19 · 12 answers · asked by confustricated 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-24 18:14:56 · 7 answers · asked by kiran m 2 in Music

than it is to say no?

2006-11-24 18:14:52 · 18 answers · asked by Holly 2 in Polls & Surveys

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. all you can do is stalk than and hope they panic and give in

I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just bastards

I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it

I’ve learned that it’s not what you have in your life that counts, but how much you have in your bank account

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others-they are more messed up than you think

I’ve learned that can keep puking long after you think you’re finished

I’ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place

I’ve learned that money is a great substitute for character

I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do

I’ve learned that we don’t have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves

I’ve learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper

I’ve learned that overzealous customs agents can change your life in a matter of hours

I’ve learned that people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon. And all the less important ones just never go away

2006-11-24 18:14:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

if it werent for crazy girls like me asking goofy questions?? good night everyone its been fun!

2006-11-24 18:13:03 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

hi i need to know what this song is all i know is it starts like this =
doctor doctor how long have i got ...
death will catch up with all one day but yours is coming closer if u can help i would be most gratefull could u pls tell me who sings it and what the songs called thanx =)

2006-11-24 18:12:16 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

huh ? :) ??

2006-11-24 18:12:08 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-24 18:12:02 · 15 answers · asked by Lone Ranja™ 3 in Celebrities

The Iranian ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby where he met the United States ambassador, John Bolton.

They exchanged pleasantries and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know I have a question about something I have seen in America."

Ambassador Bolton said, "Well anything I can do to help you, I will."

The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who is Japanese, but no Iranians. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Arabs or Muslims on Star Trek."

Bolton laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador and whispered back, "It's because it takes place in the future."

2006-11-24 18:11:50 · 5 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

a fat girl have in common ?











there both fun to ride till your friends see you on one..

2006-11-24 18:11:14 · 6 answers · asked by snoogans 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-24 18:11:11 · 5 answers · asked by mandevilleashley 1 in Celebrities

what would you do if you caught that little lucky charms leprachaun hiding under your couch and he told you he had been there for a year watching your every move?

2006-11-24 18:11:07 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-24 18:11:05 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music