In the jungle there lived a gorilla and a rhino. The gorilla and the
rhino had been best mates for over 5 years. They went to the watering
hole together and stuff.
The next year winter had finished and spring had sprung, and the
gorilla was feeling a little randy. After about a month he hadn't
managed to pull and he was feeling more randy. After another month he
still hadn't so he was feeling even more randy.
One day he was walking through the jungle and there ahead of him was
the rhino bent over drinking from the lake. This was too much for the
gorilla who saw the rhino's ar *s right there in front of him swaying
gently from side to as he drank. The gorilla couldn't contain himself
any more and ran straight at the rhino and buggered him senseless for
a good half-hour - and all the time the rhino was screaming, "get off
me, I'm going to kill you, you bastard!" but he couldn't do anything
because the gorilla was holding on too tight.
Eventually the gorilla finished and climbed off. "Right, I'm going to
kill you, you bastard!" he shouted and started running after the
gorilla. The gorilla was yelling, "We've been best mates for 5 years,
we shouldn't let a little thing like this come between us!" but the
rhino wouldn't have any of it and he was slowly catching up.
The gorilla ran into a camp where an explorer was sat in a chair
reading the newspaper. He ran off to the north but he couldn't get
past the cliffs, so he ran back to the camp. He ran east but he
couldn't get past the river, so he ran back to the camp. He ran west
but he couldn't get through the undergrowth, so he ran back to the
camp. Then he wringed the explorer's neck, grabbed his clothes and
newspaper, threw the explorer over the trees, sat down, and started to
read.
The rhino ran into the camp. He ran off to the north, but couldn't
find the gorilla so he ran back into the camp. He ran off to the east,
but couldn't find the gorilla so he ran back into the camp. He ran off
to the west, but couldn't find the gorilla so he ran back into the
camp.
"Excuse me," he said, "but have you seen a gorilla around?"
The gorilla, still reading to hide his face asked, "What, the one that
buggered a rhino by the watering hole down there?"
"Oh God! Don't tell me it's in the papers already."
2006-11-24 18:22:33 · 16 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It is really fun!!!And it was worth reading!!!
2006-11-24 20:08:19 · answer #1 · answered by farhan ferdous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I'm afraid so Rhino Darling. Well does this mean we have to get married? Yes I'm afraid so Rhino Darling. Look there's a banana on the ground behind you.
2006-11-25 02:32:32 · answer #2 · answered by Ta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very nice joke, Keep it up,
and you have a great sense of humour. LOL
2006-11-25 03:47:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The tabloids will print anything ! especially monkey business
2006-11-25 09:35:14 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was great! 10/10
2006-11-25 02:28:11 · answer #5 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very long, very droll, but not too bad
2006-11-25 02:44:17 · answer #6 · answered by Agustin-Jean F 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats retarded....
1/10
2006-11-25 02:30:09 · answer #7 · answered by penguinluvinman 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well its a good thing i dont have a.d.d. it was alright but a little too long.
2006-11-25 02:49:17 · answer #8 · answered by kd baby 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao that was funny as hell he he he he he he you said hippo he he he he he he he cb
2006-11-25 02:30:34 · answer #9 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't very funny.
2006-11-25 02:27:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋