Entertainment & Music - 13 November 2006

A woman gets onto a bus with her baby.

The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

2006-11-13 01:48:34 · 22 answers · asked by Barbara Doll to you 7 in Jokes & Riddles

me a shark or a cat

2006-11-13 01:48:32 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Did Pam Anderson know what Borat was going to do? It seemed pretty fishy that it took so long for security to step up, you know? I mean, she got clear across the parking lot before you even saw any type of security.
Anyways, I didn't like the movie very much. Did you? If you did, why? I'm not offended easily at all, but I left that movie with a really bad feeling. Anyone else feel that way?

2006-11-13 01:48:20 · 4 answers · asked by art-nerd 3 in Movies

Well get over it…just kidding.

But must they act so bizarre?

2006-11-13 01:48:15 · 8 answers · asked by LUCKY3 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-13 01:48:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart *** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is finally restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says
"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand. "

2006-11-13 01:48:06 · 12 answers · asked by NikoleUniQue 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm thinking of making a snuff movie and i need a victim, they will be killed in the manner of their choosing, so be imaginative....

2006-11-13 01:47:51 · 12 answers · asked by Roninja 2 in Movies

2006-11-13 01:47:37 · 18 answers · asked by Linda R 6 in Polls & Surveys

LOL...sometimes I sing the theme from Sesame Street, I have no idea why.

2006-11-13 01:46:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I heard he passed over the weekend at age 39 what really happened, does anyone know?

2006-11-13 01:46:27 · 11 answers · asked by Kendra J 3 in Celebrities

I know the chrous of the song is Raise the roof...the song has a fast beat but i dont know the name of the song...Do you know it?

2006-11-13 01:46:19 · 5 answers · asked by Assad 3 in Music

With the following letters name something you can find at
an amusement park...(ex; R = rides)
1. P
2. H
3. T
4. J
5. R
6. M
7. E
8. B
thanx~

2006-11-13 01:45:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what is my fav. song by Gwen Stefani? get it right and it will be best answer!

2006-11-13 01:45:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-13 01:45:20 · 8 answers · asked by Assad 3 in Polls & Surveys

im lookin for the classic songwritter/artist that sings the song

2006-11-13 01:43:47 · 11 answers · asked by misseryman 2 in Music

2006-11-13 01:42:32 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Its really bugging me!!

2006-11-13 01:41:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

stalker?

2006-11-13 01:41:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-13 01:41:38 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-11-13 01:41:01 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The the cocktail bunnies rules would be helpful too.

2006-11-13 01:40:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

2006-11-13 01:40:44 · 18 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-13 01:40:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-13 01:40:17 · 9 answers · asked by fat 1 in Horoscopes

2006-11-13 01:40:01 · 9 answers · asked by marvine37 1 in Music

My brother asked me if they were coming out with any new season type things?

2006-11-13 01:39:46 · 5 answers · asked by marker20062000 1 in Television

2006-11-13 01:39:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-13 01:38:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

show me detail about jwala. her original name and address. jwalas age her hobbies.

2006-11-13 01:36:47 · 2 answers · asked by eveready_20005 1 in Television

Which animal or plant would you be and why?

2006-11-13 01:33:50 · 14 answers · asked by Irmak 7 in Polls & Surveys