A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart *** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is finally restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says
"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand. "
2006-11-13 01:48:06 · 12 answers · asked by NikoleUniQue 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought it was funny you just have to have a good sense of humor and the teacher defintely got him back!
2006-11-13 01:52:53 · answer #1 · answered by babygyrl11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's so funny. Good comeback for the teacher
2006-11-13 09:50:55 · answer #2 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's ok a funny stuff, i didn't felt as nasty infact my kinda joke
2006-11-13 10:18:10 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH WOW, I think that it is funny and nasty
2006-11-13 09:50:57 · answer #4 · answered by MissDiva 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its just funny!
2006-11-13 09:51:57 · answer #5 · answered by Sunrise 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's just funny :)
2006-11-13 10:41:53 · answer #6 · answered by nelabis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent comeback! :)
2006-11-13 10:46:18 · answer #7 · answered by . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Good one.
2006-11-13 09:52:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She thinks fast .....too funny !
2006-11-13 11:16:16 · answer #9 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved it lolx absolutly brilliant!
2006-11-13 09:52:58 · answer #10 · answered by playgirl_bixch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋