Entertainment & Music - 10 November 2006

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."
"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
"Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose... You must be a bunny rabbit!"
Then he said, "I can't thank you enough, but by the way, what kind of animal are you?"
And the snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when he was finished, the snake said, "Well, what kind of an animal am I?"
So the bunny felt the snake all over, and he replied, "You're hard, you're cold, you're slimy and you haven't got any balls... You must be a lawyer."

2006-11-10 17:05:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My opinion - no offense to her - she is trying to be like Nicole Richie with the skinny and the hair blonde. I am not very fond of Lindsay Lohan. What about you?

2006-11-10 17:04:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

1st guy (proudly): "My wife is an angel"
2nd guy: You are lucky, mine's still alive."

2006-11-10 17:03:13 · 2 answers · asked by KK 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-10 17:03:10 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

... and an a_ss is a donkey, then why is a ram in the a_ss a goose?

2006-11-10 17:02:52 · 4 answers · asked by yanbarumuku 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-10 17:02:16 · 41 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-10 17:02:13 · 28 answers · asked by Lanie 3 in Polls & Surveys

What are some good goofs from movies and tv shows?

One of my favorite that someone pointed out to me was from Saved by the Bell..

I hope this wasnt purposely done.

In "House Party" they break a statue of Elvis Presley
However in the very next scene, Slater is holding a very good looking statue of the same thing (no breaks in this one all though the original statue was in about 100 pieces.

there are some in movies but curious what you can think of.

2006-11-10 17:01:32 · 10 answers · asked by clomtancy 5 in Movies

Corbin Bleu
http://www.corbinbleu.com/gallery.html
or
J. Holiday
http://music.yahoo.com/ar-35147140---J-Holiday

2006-11-10 16:59:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

What are some fun popular songs from the 70's, that are appropriate for school, some of which can be theme songs from tv shows.

2006-11-10 16:59:38 · 9 answers · asked by dashiabrooke 2 in Music

2006-11-10 16:59:32 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you think we ought to give him a chance?

2006-11-10 16:59:31 · 13 answers · asked by sandy d 1 in Celebrities

does anyone know who killed Carmen in Young and the Restless?

2006-11-10 16:58:43 · 10 answers · asked by i_am_a_evil_twin 2 in Television

I don't like having my momentum broken.

2006-11-10 16:56:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-10 16:56:31 · 41 answers · asked by ghjkhlh 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-10 16:54:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Sorry, Star Wars & Matrix are already taken!
Ha ha ha...
All right then you can copy me if you want!

2006-11-10 16:54:01 · 16 answers · asked by Sherluck 6 in Polls & Surveys

A blonde man showed up for work 1 day w/ A black eye.When his co-workers saw him they asked him what happened.He told them it happened at church.They didn't believe him & wanted to know what really happened.So he told them"I went to church & I got on my knees & prayed & when I got up to sing in front of me was the biggest woman I've ever seen.She had A wedgie so,being the gentleman I am,I pulled it out for her.She did'nt like that & she hit me"The guys laughed & ribbed him out all day.The next week he showed up to work & his entire face was black & blue.Again the guys asked him what happened & he said it happened at church.Again they didn't believe him so he explained"I went to church, & I got on my knees & prayed & when I got up to sing the same big woman was in front of me & she,again,had A wedgie"At this point the other men interupted & said"Please tell us you didn't pull out her wedgie again?"No,the guy standing beside me did,& I knew she didn't like that so I shoved it back in."

2006-11-10 16:52:52 · 7 answers · asked by Daddy's Girl 2 in Jokes & Riddles

on the cartoon The Jetsons.

2006-11-10 16:52:08 · 2 answers · asked by Thumper 5 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-10 16:51:55 · 14 answers · asked by want to know... 1 in Movies

2006-11-10 16:50:43 · 19 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Jokes & Riddles

With Chester!

2006-11-10 16:50:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The question was do you agree?

2006-11-10 16:50:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Someone told me I look like a chonga. Is that bad?

2006-11-10 16:49:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-10 16:49:28 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I used to never be that way,but now have become very aware.

2006-11-10 16:48:59 · 20 answers · asked by AMELIA 1 in Polls & Surveys

Goodnight, all. Have a terrific evening!

2006-11-10 16:48:50 · 13 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

being her and kfed are spliting up

2006-11-10 16:48:32 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-10 16:47:50 · 6 answers · asked by the oddity that is me 2 in Music

And for as long as you wished,What would it be?...
Hmmm...
C'mon and spill it to just me and 333,333 other people...
We won't say a thing...

Me, i'd want to be with a certain lady and kiss her sweet lips all night long on the beach as we watched the setting sun and held eachother so close...

Thank You for Your answers...

2006-11-10 16:47:17 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys