One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."
"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
"Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose... You must be a bunny rabbit!"
Then he said, "I can't thank you enough, but by the way, what kind of animal are you?"
And the snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when he was finished, the snake said, "Well, what kind of an animal am I?"
So the bunny felt the snake all over, and he replied, "You're hard, you're cold, you're slimy and you haven't got any balls... You must be a lawyer."
2006-11-10 17:05:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A good joke indeed.....I could not stop laughing.......oh...poor lawyers hahahaha....8 / 10
2006-11-10 17:14:51 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-11-11 01:11:32 · answer #2 · answered by aschheim49 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lawyer isnt an animal but i still thought it was funny. On a scale 1-10 id give it a 6
2006-11-11 01:11:19 · answer #3 · answered by meka g 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha....... No balls!! Then they must be the Lawyers!! Too funny !! Comment from any Laywer ?!
2006-11-11 01:12:49 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
I give it a 10!!
2006-11-11 01:23:24 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And with one gulp the Lawyers devored him!
2006-11-11 01:26:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soooo True..........good 1
2006-11-11 01:24:56 · answer #7 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BURN! I give it 10 out of 10.
2006-11-11 01:15:42 · answer #8 · answered by njjkidd5 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny - basketball player vis lawyers ;-)
2006-11-11 01:43:39 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!!
Great one!
Thanks for sharing.
2006-11-11 01:36:16 · answer #10 · answered by pistola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋