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Entertainment & Music - 9 November 2006

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How do you upkeep your privat parts?Do you trim,cut,shave or wax?Or do nothing at all?
Don't tell me you walk around with a full bush,this day and age:so oldfashion,and gros.
But ,who am I to judge?
And for the girls.intreged by the question:give your opinion too.
About what guys are to do?
Do you feel the same as I:the less the cleaner?
Try to be honoust for a change.
Donot answer:no.nope,never etc.Then piss off.

2006-11-09 04:30:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

tell me how long you laugh...


Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8.... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away w

2006-11-09 04:30:06 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-09 04:29:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

:)...

2006-11-09 04:28:56 · 24 answers · asked by Fia 5 in Polls & Surveys

Morbid thoughts.

2006-11-09 04:28:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My girlfriend has confided that she wants a black male stripper for her birthday. She said that if I got her one, she would allow me one wish also, like my fantasy about her dressing up like a maid. She said that she has been faithful and would just like one fantasy and would not ask for more. She stresses that I would be the only one who benefits from her being turned on--she would attack me shortly after the strippers performance. She says that she would not do anything sexual with the stripper, but would touch his big package if I agree. If not, she would just look. Should she get it out of her system? She IS a faithful woman and is extremely open with me. She says that she is 25 this year and would like to do one crazy thing before we marry. I have had much more sexual experience than her and she thinks this would even the playing field, so that she has no regrets when she settles down. Rather than sneak around, she wants my blessing. Should I give her a dark fantasy night?

2006-11-09 04:28:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

The lyrics are something like this "shackles on my feet don't let me down, people get up off your behind, don't let nobody hold you back ...

2006-11-09 04:28:02 · 8 answers · asked by justified_2 2 in Music

I love Chris Cornell! Whether he is singing low and sultry, or one of his trademark banshee wails, I get goosebumps. . .

2006-11-09 04:27:51 · 13 answers · asked by GirlsRGamers2 7 in Music

N-Dubz - you better not waste my time

2006-11-09 04:27:49 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

yum

2006-11-09 04:27:48 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There was fear in the eyes of the soon demised
almost hypnotized at the enlarged pupal size
body paralyzed that it formed a total new disguise
a breading ground of ly's, regurgitated foul otter rise
as I realize it made me more than just twice wise
made me recognize life is just more food for flies.
.

2006-11-09 04:27:14 · 7 answers · asked by mr.chrisrolle 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-09 04:26:43 · 10 answers · asked by Fresco 2 in Movies

2006-11-09 04:25:49 · 12 answers · asked by Danielle T 1 in Horoscopes

2006-11-09 04:25:41 · 4 answers · asked by Gaye D 1 in Music

2006-11-09 04:25:24 · 12 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

I only know a few of the words so bare with me. ( i wanna stand up, i wanna let go, you know you know no you dont you dont) hope thats enough!! :)

2006-11-09 04:25:02 · 1 answers · asked by Rae 2 in Television

2006-11-09 04:24:35 · 21 answers · asked by braves2rule 2 in Music

That is when the spring season of Lost starts!!!

2006-11-09 04:24:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

1

Paddy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking Buddy, Mick. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Brigit.




He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step.

As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.

Managing not to yell, Paddy sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid, as best he could do, on each place he saw blood. He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.


In the morning, Paddy woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Brigit staring at him from across the room.



She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you Paddy?"



Paddy said, "Why would you say such a mean thing?"



"Well," Brigit said, "it could be the open front door, or it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, or it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, or it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly... it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror!"

2006-11-09 04:24:25 · 13 answers · asked by elainecynthia 3 in Jokes & Riddles

It was in Lana's appartment when she goes in and finds Lex already making himself comfortable

Whats the song that was being played
And what episode was this?

2006-11-09 04:23:34 · 3 answers · asked by Miss Terious 3 in Television

2006-11-09 04:23:31 · 1 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-09 04:22:16 · 9 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Polls & Surveys

head, @ss, lottery ticket...etc...?

2006-11-09 04:22:04 · 21 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

I thought this was the funniest movie I've seen in a long time! I almost passed out from lack of oxygen a few times. lolololerz

2006-11-09 04:21:56 · 7 answers · asked by sirnj732 2 in Movies

2006-11-09 04:21:19 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A lightining.......beautiful and bright to look at......until it strikes you..

according to David Freedman...

2006-11-09 04:21:09 · 12 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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