Paddy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking Buddy, Mick. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Brigit.
He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step.
As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.
Managing not to yell, Paddy sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid, as best he could do, on each place he saw blood. He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.
In the morning, Paddy woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Brigit staring at him from across the room.
She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you Paddy?"
Paddy said, "Why would you say such a mean thing?"
"Well," Brigit said, "it could be the open front door, or it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, or it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, or it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly... it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror!"
2006-11-09 04:24:25 · 13 answers · asked by elainecynthia 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaha. It's a good joke for you.
2006-11-09 04:27:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
My two jokes are better.
One is a song, and another is a Michael Jackson joke.
Number 1:
(Sung to the tune of 'I Believe I Can Fly')
â« I believe I can die, â«
â« I got ran over by the Ice Cream guy, â«
â« All I wanted was a popsicle, â«
â« Instead I ended up in a hospital . . . â«
Number 2:
Q: What does a television and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both can get turned on by three year olds.
That's all I got.
2006-11-09 16:15:56 · answer #2 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give this a 20 out of 10. It is really funny
2006-11-09 07:32:37 · answer #3 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah. That was a nice joke. Actually made my day a little better. That just proves the power in laughter.
2006-11-09 04:29:49 · answer #4 · answered by Elle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2006-11-09 05:15:44 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-11-09 04:52:38 · answer #6 · answered by yolkyolk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, very funny. Thank You....
2006-11-09 14:25:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent!! Poor guy - I wouldn't of wanted to see the sheets!!
2006-11-09 04:29:20 · answer #8 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Good one.
2006-11-09 04:29:09 · answer #9 · answered by dirtyrubberduck 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.....thank you for the laugh!!!!!
2006-11-09 04:28:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋