tell me how long you laugh...
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8.... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away w
2006-11-09 04:30:06 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why you were so close and the second guy replies "i just couldnt help myself i saw the third with pinapples in his hand!
2006-11-09 04:31:18 · update #1
lmfao. ive heard it b4 but its still funny as hell.
2006-11-09 04:37:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is very fuuny.
Check out my two jokes:
One is a song, and another is a Michael Jackson joke.
Number 1:
(Sung to the tune of 'I Believe I Can Fly')
♫ I believe I can die, ♫
♫ I got ran over by the Ice Cream guy, ♫
♫ All I wanted was a popsicle, ♫
♫ Instead I ended up in a hospital . . . ♫
Number 2:
Q: What does a television and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both can get turned on by three year olds.
That's all I got.
2006-11-09 16:27:38 · answer #2 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 seconds.
not better than:
instead of the statue of liberty, there ought to be a 1000' statue of a middle finger pointing south. and over the statue, a plaque that reads "Hey, Mexico!"
2006-11-09 04:50:41 · answer #3 · answered by eastcoastrockerdude 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was funny, but mine's better:
There was a little girl and she HATED sunday school.
She always fell asleep. One day the teacher asked her a question. Christie? Who created the earth? A little bot named Johnny behind her jabbed her with a pencil. Immediatly she shouted " GOD AlMIGHTY!" and she fell back asleep. Again her teacher asked her a question. Christie, who is our savior? and again, Johnny jabbed her in the back. "JESUS CHRIST!" christie shouted. "Good" said the teacher. And again christie fell back asleep. Then, the sunday school teacher asked her Christie? What did Eve say after she had hre 19th child? and again Johnny jabbed her in the back. " DAMN IT! IF YOU JAB THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA BREAK IT IN HALF!
2006-11-09 04:48:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I posted this joke on here before, but I had bananas, berries, and watermelons lol
2006-11-09 04:35:16 · answer #5 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm sorry I couldn't laugh. Too empaththetic.
2006-11-09 04:34:14 · answer #6 · answered by tobeyp2005 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Its funny. But not the funniest.
2006-11-09 05:56:37 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha h
2006-11-09 04:33:21 · answer #8 · answered by JAGC 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL.
Have a great Friday!
2006-11-09 21:12:18 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ive heard that before so i didnt laugh dat much
2006-11-09 04:37:00 · answer #10 · answered by just a girl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I laughed harder yesterday!! All I can think of is the movie Little Nicky ..... YOUCH!!!
2006-11-09 04:32:47 · answer #11 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋