Entertainment & Music - 6 November 2006

On your day off of Work?

2006-11-06 10:05:23 · 12 answers · asked by Kookie 4 in Polls & Surveys

If you are having a bad day, just watch this video...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4
Even if you're having a good day, watch it. I promise, it'll make things better and put a smile on your face. It'll warm your heart to see it and renew your faith in mankind. Pass it on to your friends, and make them smile. Have a nice day! :)

2006-11-06 10:05:19 · 23 answers · asked by kewlchic189 4 in Polls & Surveys

"Can we have sex?" No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop. The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!" "Yeah?", says the hippie. "Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop in the cemetery claiming to be God." The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night. "I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. "Have sex with me." The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity. God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As hefinishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish. Ha-ha,he cries. "I am the hippie!" >>>"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver"

2006-11-06 10:05:03 · 19 answers · asked by fivelighters 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-06 10:04:52 · 11 answers · asked by qaz7070 3 in Music

2006-11-06 10:04:03 · 22 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that this doesn't apply to you.

2006-11-06 10:03:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-06 10:03:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-06 10:03:36 · 3 answers · asked by jani 3 in Celebrities

2006-11-06 10:03:27 · 1 answers · asked by Mark J 1 in Music

2006-11-06 10:03:26 · 19 answers · asked by Missy 1 in Celebrities

robin gives-(robin is black and brad being white their kid would have beautiful because the most beautiful people i've seen are mixed)

juliet lewis-(she maybe the least attractive but maybe their kid would have brad pitt's genes

gwentyh paltrow-(she has delicate features and both her and brad are blond and blue eyes)

jennifer aniston-(jennifer aniston was said to be the male version of brad-my gosh-their kids would have been soo gorgeous, it wouldn't have been right

angelina jolie-

2006-11-06 10:03:17 · 3 answers · asked by lovebritsean 1 in Celebrities

my bro was asleep so i was going to put shaving cream on his face like a mask and he woke up throwing the remote at me but it hit the ground and my mom gets mad becuz she heard the remote hit the wood floor reallly hard. now is it fair that i get the blame for almost putting shaving cream on his face and he throws something that could of knocked me unconshous? i mean he stayed up all night and he went to sleep at 6:00p.m and decides to go to sleep now instead he could of went to sleep last night. plz be on my side becuz he has been treating my mom badly lately and it would make me feel better if you said thanks for the 2 points instead of saying no,your bro should of knocked you uncosous. and i know i cant spell

2006-11-06 10:02:37 · 16 answers · asked by Aycilla 3 in Polls & Surveys

I watched the movie Monster House this weekend and it was oh so great. Suspense and everything. What do you think about that movie if you have watched it.

2006-11-06 10:02:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-06 10:01:42 · 6 answers · asked by Maryajne B 1 in Television

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on these, just the stone cold truth of great friendship:

1. When you are sad ...I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue ...I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile ...I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared ...I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused ...I will use little words.

7. When you are sick ...Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy a-s-s.

This is my oath; I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend."

"And always remember: when life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!"

2006-11-06 10:00:25 · 6 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

sassy person?

2006-11-06 10:00:19 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-06 09:59:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

and why???

2006-11-06 09:59:21 · 16 answers · asked by Hidden 3 in Polls & Surveys

i love water and i drink at least 8 glasses a day..........how about u

2006-11-06 09:59:21 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Are they making a Scary Movie 5

2006-11-06 09:58:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Terrahawks. Do you know why, 'cos someone said that's not Saddam it's one of his nine doubles., probably clones. Ha! Ha! what do you think?

2006-11-06 09:57:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

..that you want to use all the time? Mine's a big coffee mug I found in Norfolk airport that simply says "Norfolk" on it...but it's the perfect size and handle for me. I don't enjoy my coffee or tea as much from another mug. Is it just me?..or do you have one too?

2006-11-06 09:57:45 · 25 answers · asked by svmainus 7 in Polls & Surveys

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the s-h-i-t out of a ghost."

2006-11-06 09:57:40 · 12 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-06 09:57:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

saddam is getting hanged ..hahahahahaha

2006-11-06 09:57:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

im very talented what you think ......... about it i can dance , write songs poems , sing , act , draw good and act , and design

2006-11-06 09:55:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-06 09:55:08 · 12 answers · asked by beegones2012 1 in Polls & Surveys

....but just can't bring yourself to do it?

2006-11-06 09:54:22 · 29 answers · asked by svmainus 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-06 09:54:11 · 25 answers · asked by Celeste P 7 in Movies

2006-11-06 09:54:05 · 42 answers · asked by misery 7 in Polls & Surveys