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1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that this doesn't apply to you.

2006-11-06 10:03:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

HAHAH funny!!! it makes you want to live life up.. right in the moment.. doesnt it? =)

2006-11-06 10:07:02 · answer #1 · answered by AB &♥; 3 · 0 0

i'd say ASAP. the quicker the greater desirable. as quickly as your son can sit down on the piano chair and attain the keys is a stable time =). Piano is a very stable device for a beginner. in case you have classical piano as a history, it is going to likely be particularly person-friendly to %. up different contraptions, like the violin and guitar. that's no longer appropriate in case you're actually not stable on the piano (I failed on the piano for 6 years and then took up the violin. today i'm a youthful violinist finding for a appropriate place to learn my significant in track). From a youthful age, enable your son hear to classical track as much as a possibility (no longer in basic terms Mozart, yet Beethoven, Tchaickovskey, Rachmaninov, Bach, Vivaldi, and so on.). yet another mandatory ingredient to bobbing up stable musical sense is the means to sing. My suggestion would be to enable your son watch DVDs of sought after musicals carried out via proffesionals. infants love movies, so your son would be glued to the television as quickly as you change the DVD on, regardless of if he would be unable to understand a be responsive to it. whilst i became starting to be up, I watched the staged musical Les Miserables on DVD maximum of cases that I memorized a great style of the songs. i will additionally sing with a touch stable voice, which likely comes from imitating the performers on television. Your son will replace right into a stable musician in case you do this for him.

2016-10-03 08:44:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

You watch the Weather Channel

That's my favorite

2006-11-06 10:06:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's really depressing...I fit all but one, I don't watch the Weather Channel.

2006-11-06 10:13:44 · answer #4 · answered by whatever2006 4 · 0 0

CuTe! im not guilty of any of them! but my favorite is "You hear your fave song in the elevator"

2006-11-06 10:07:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, yes, yes!! I'm guilty of at least 18 of those things. I guess I'm all grown up now *sobbing*.

2006-11-06 10:08:50 · answer #6 · answered by Essence 4 · 0 0

My number 1 sign that I was grown up was when it was illegal to
have sex with high school girls.

2006-11-06 10:06:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

So funny, So true and So cool. But I still wanna know what is the meaning of "LOL"?

2006-11-06 14:05:12 · answer #8 · answered by ErC 4 · 0 0

all of the above but i was told the real sign is finding the first gray pubic hair---oh lord help me, i will pull that sucker out!!

2006-11-06 10:31:20 · answer #9 · answered by cvgm702 3 · 0 0

yeah thats me. good one

2006-11-06 10:07:47 · answer #10 · answered by teresa.edmonds@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0 0

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