An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the s-h-i-t out of a ghost."
2006-11-06 09:57:40 · 12 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi there! I just signed in my account, clicked my profile, checked my answers, clicked "Woody" from one of your old questions to visit your profile, came across this one and ended up chuckling ^__^
And as far as your question is concerned, no I haven't heard this story before, but thanks for the chuckles.
God Bless ^__^
2006-11-09 18:13:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To be truthful, i do no longer think of lots of it in any respect. Seeing as I wasn't there to work out it for myself, your account with none furnish of evidence does little to cajole me. own debts of activities are famously faulty.
2016-10-21 09:26:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yes, but every time I read it, it makes me laugh. LOL.LOL.
I can just imagine this actually happening!
2006-11-11 12:30:16 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes but its been years since i heard it made me lol all over again thx for bringing that one back to my memory banks
2006-11-06 11:59:31 · answer #4 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-11-06 10:00:58 · answer #5 · answered by D M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it! It made my elderly mother laugh,so it was priceless.
2006-11-06 10:02:23 · answer #6 · answered by bamamama700 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, it was posted here not 5 min. ago!
2006-11-06 09:58:41 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god that was so hilarious. I choked laughing so hard! That the best one on here. Thanks soooo much.
2006-11-09 18:12:00 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hold up i think i just s-h-i-t my pants reading that puch line
2006-11-06 10:01:13 · answer #9 · answered by Ryne D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dang, I just read this one, still funny
2006-11-06 10:02:30 · answer #10 · answered by teresa.edmonds@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋