"Can we have sex?" No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop. The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!" "Yeah?", says the hippie. "Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop in the cemetery claiming to be God." The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night. "I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. "Have sex with me." The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity. God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As hefinishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish. Ha-ha,he cries. "I am the hippie!" >>>"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver"
2006-11-06 10:05:03 · 19 answers · asked by fivelighters 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is a good joke it is so good that i have to copy it and show it to my friend`s .lol
2006-11-06 10:16:32 · answer #1 · answered by timothy b 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was Funny good job
2006-11-06 10:16:42 · answer #2 · answered by tacoma_fast_ball 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwww ewwww ewwww ewwww ewwwww bein unwell tht bus driving force is one desperate guy or woman i cant bear in mind wot i replaced into goin 2 sai :L in no way suggestions please placed some extra humorous jokes they make me laff wen i had a bad dai xxxx xx-jelliellie-xx
2016-10-21 09:26:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Predictable but still quite funny :o)
2006-11-06 10:09:50 · answer #4 · answered by doodlenatty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 very funny lol
2006-11-06 10:39:26 · answer #5 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At first I wasn't going to read all of this because of the hippie...and that he said he was God.
Not that great of a joke....but sick.
2006-11-06 10:14:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I wasnt going to read all of this but Im glad that I did.
2006-11-06 10:10:47 · answer #7 · answered by teresa.edmonds@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, a bit mental though
2006-11-06 10:10:57 · answer #8 · answered by gal-next-dr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeew gross,that was disgustingly funny
2006-11-06 13:46:43 · answer #9 · answered by paulina83 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2006-11-06 10:09:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋