There is this guy who came to America to learn how to speak English. So he thought he would start the night out by going to an Opera House and the Opera lady sings, "Me, me, ME-E!" So then the guy sings, "Me, me, ME-E!" Then he goes to a restraunt. "The chef is like, "Forks and knives forkes and knives." So then the guy repeats,"Forks and knives forkes and knives."
Then after all that he goes to his hotel and watch TV. There is an airfreshener commercial that sings, "Plug it in, Plug it in." So before going to bed the guy sings, "Plug it in, Plug it in."
When he woke up, he got ready to have more fun out in America. But when he opens the hotel doors, he shockingly finds a murder scene. The cops came up to him asking "Do you know who did this?" Then the guy, knowing little English, said "Me, me, ME-E!" "What did you kill him with?" they asked. "Forks and knives, forks and knives." We're putting you in an electric chair. Any last words?" The guy sings proudly,"Plug it in, Plug it in!"
2006-11-05
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