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Question

There is this guy who came to America to learn how to speak English. So he thought he would start the night out by going to an Opera House and the Opera lady sings, "Me, me, ME-E!" So then the guy sings, "Me, me, ME-E!" Then he goes to a restraunt. "The chef is like, "Forks and knives forkes and knives." So then the guy repeats,"Forks and knives forkes and knives."
Then after all that he goes to his hotel and watch TV. There is an airfreshener commercial that sings, "Plug it in, Plug it in." So before going to bed the guy sings, "Plug it in, Plug it in."
When he woke up, he got ready to have more fun out in America. But when he opens the hotel doors, he shockingly finds a murder scene. The cops came up to him asking "Do you know who did this?" Then the guy, knowing little English, said "Me, me, ME-E!" "What did you kill him with?" they asked. "Forks and knives, forks and knives." We're putting you in an electric chair. Any last words?" The guy sings proudly,"Plug it in, Plug it in!"

Answer 1

Lol,that was sad,he didnt even do nothing,but that was funny,but it was funny,but that was wrong what they did to that poor man,I hope you made that by yourself,it made me laugh,I told my little sister and she was in shock asking me was it a true story,well is it?I'll give you a thumbs up for a great joke....Lol,"Plug it in,plug it in" ^_^ thanx for the laugh! From 1-10 I'll give you a 10 if you made it yourself,and a 9 if you didnt,but for posting a great joke!

Answer 2

8 out of 10 : ]

Answer 3

I'll give yours a 2.7. Try this one. Guy comes home early from work and finds his wife in bed with another man. He asks the guy, "My good man, just what do you think you're doing?" The guy real quick says, "I'm listening to music". The husband says, "On the contrary, sir, it looks like you're making love to my wife." "That's where you're wrong," the man said. "I'm listening to music". So the husband says, "That's funny, I don't hear any music." The guy says, "put your ear down here on your wife's boob and tell me if you don't hear music." So the husband puts his ear on his wife's bosom and after a few seconds he says, "I don't hear anything." The guy says, "Maybe that's because you're not plugged in!" (HaHaHaHaha....!)

Answer 4

very creative
and funny
;-)
rated A- or on a scale of 1 to 10 it would get a 9
;-)

Answer 5

About a 7. It's sorta cute more than funny. Try again !

Answer 6

On a scale of 1-10 I'd give it a 7.5.

Answer 7

Ive heard it told a different way, and i liked the other way better, but its OK. id say like a 5.5 out of 10

Answer 8

rate it.. ermmm maybe 5 out of 10. i heard a diffrent version before. kinda similar

Answer 9

I know this joke just its a KID and he says goodie goodie gumdrops instead and the police said you're going to jail young man! And the kid says, goodie goodie gumdrops!

Answer 10

the joke is too straight... we can already expect the ending.. the key here is to give us the unexpected outcome.. but it's a good try.. also, this sort of jokes are better heard than read...