Little Johnny hears the word ***** at school. So he goes home and asks his mom "What does ***** mean". His mom answers "***** means people like you and me". Then Johnny hears the word ****. So he asks his mom what it means his mom says "**** means food". Johnny hears ****. Being the curious person he is he asks his mom. She says "**** means changing clothes". Then his mom says "Johnny the presindent is comming so answer the door and tell him that the foods on the table and me and your dad are changing clothes up stairs". When the president comes Johnny says "Hi *****, the shits on the table and my mom and dad are ******* up stairs".
2006-11-05 04:27:03 · 10 answers · asked by Alex_C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
man it sucks cause i cant put bad words :(
2006-11-05 04:28:11 · update #1
in order to put bad words u add a star
sh*t...
fu*k...
ect. ....
;-)
2006-11-05 04:30:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you can put bad word's just miss some of the letter's out, nice joke by the way
2006-11-05 04:36:03 · answer #2 · answered by hedgehog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too long, go back to the drawing board
so to speak. gottA get them jokes shorter
2006-11-05 04:51:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u are definitely getting better.. but i'd suggest for the jokes to be shorter... all the best... looking forward for more...
2006-11-05 04:56:00 · answer #4 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice, but why would the president be over at his house?
2006-11-05 04:34:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so ****** and I really liked the part when you said ***.I'm gonna read some more of your ***** jokes.
2006-11-05 04:34:59 · answer #6 · answered by T.Mack 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Alex
Now i am laffing my @ss off
2006-11-05 04:29:23 · answer #7 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
somewhat funny
2006-11-05 05:50:08 · answer #8 · answered by lovecats14 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha your funny!
2006-11-05 04:30:11 · answer #9 · answered by Aeaahoumaru sai irou ano 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
2006-11-05 04:45:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋