A man arrived home from work to find absolute chaos. As he walked up the garden path he fell over toys, strewn all over the gound and a broken milk bottle on the doorstep. Inside, the living room was in uproar. The two small children had up-ended the furniture and pushed over the television. The carpet had food all over it plus an overturned vase of flowers and spilt glasses of milk. The kitchen was even worse. Dirty dishes, covered every work surface, the fridge had been left open so it had de-frosted and the cat was sitting on the table eating left-over food.
"Oh no!" he gasped, turning white. He was really worried that something had happened to his wife. He raced up the stairs, two at a time and rushed into the bedroom. There, sitting up in bed was his wife, reading a book and eating chocolate. :)
"What's going on?" he asked. "I thought you must be ill."
"Oh no," she replied, "but when you come in every day and ask me what I did......WELL, TODAY I DIDN'T."
2006-11-05
10:13:11
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