A man arrived home from work to find absolute chaos. As he walked up the garden path he fell over toys, strewn all over the gound and a broken milk bottle on the doorstep. Inside, the living room was in uproar. The two small children had up-ended the furniture and pushed over the television. The carpet had food all over it plus an overturned vase of flowers and spilt glasses of milk. The kitchen was even worse. Dirty dishes, covered every work surface, the fridge had been left open so it had de-frosted and the cat was sitting on the table eating left-over food.
"Oh no!" he gasped, turning white. He was really worried that something had happened to his wife. He raced up the stairs, two at a time and rushed into the bedroom. There, sitting up in bed was his wife, reading a book and eating chocolate. :)
"What's going on?" he asked. "I thought you must be ill."
"Oh no," she replied, "but when you come in every day and ask me what I did......WELL, TODAY I DIDN'T."
2006-11-05 10:13:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like it fidgety!
Did you hear about this bloke who told his doctor that he could no longer do as much around the house as he used to.He didn't seem to have the energy for any chores.The doctor gave him a thorough examination and at the end the bloke said"Ok.doc,I can take it.Tell me in plain English,what's wrong with me?"
"Well," said the doctor,"in plain English,you're just plain lazy."
"Ok," said the bloke,"now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
2006-11-06 06:09:34 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!
2006-11-05 23:05:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i did something similar with my hubby when he asked me what i did all day but my reply was i wanted to show you what i do all day. he never asked again.
2006-11-05 10:23:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it lmao
=kizzy=
2006-11-05 21:56:46 · answer #4 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was brilliant you have inspired to sit here all day 2moz
and just answer and gain points..........sod the housework
2006-11-05 10:36:21 · answer #5 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like he walked into MY house! :)
2006-11-05 10:18:14 · answer #6 · answered by kelsey 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
absolutely brilliant. I must try that.
2006-11-05 10:36:09 · answer #7 · answered by mrs mac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a day off, how quaint.
2006-11-05 10:16:38 · answer #8 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny
2006-11-07 21:27:26 · answer #9 · answered by sammie_wammie1971 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good dude
2006-11-05 10:18:34 · answer #10 · answered by wayno1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋