Little Johnny told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was
dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered Johnny
innocently.
You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
2006-11-05 10:08:14 · 23 answers · asked by Jennifer A 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha very good love it
2006-11-05 10:10:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i can't lie, it somewhat is the only comedian tale i heard interior the day that made me laugh and wager what it somewhat is 12 o' clock, my mum and dad are slumbering of their room, so i couldn'r laugh making sound, yet i replaced into dying to laugh out loud, my abdomen is paining. i saved the soreness of my laugh for 2moro, thnx lots...
2016-10-21 07:57:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol first I was like what the heck? And now I'm like oh ok.
good job, its very funny
2006-11-05 10:12:55 · answer #3 · answered by what?! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute and funny lol
2006-11-05 10:15:52 · answer #4 · answered by panda 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was funny.... lol and cute cuz it sounds like something a lil kid would do LOL!
2006-11-05 10:53:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a good one. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh.
2006-11-07 02:18:46 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2006-11-05 10:09:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love the little johnny jokes!
2006-11-05 11:14:54 · answer #8 · answered by Coffee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pssst very good
2006-11-05 10:16:31 · answer #9 · answered by wayno1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh lol this had me in stitches, just couldn't stop laughing. really funny.
2006-11-05 10:19:11 · answer #10 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋