A man and his new wife are on their honeymoon and have never even seen each other naked yet. The man starts to strip. He takes off his socks and his wife says "Ooooh, what is wrong with your feet?"
He says "It's toelio."
She says "Surely you mean polio?"
He says "No it's definitely toelio."
He then goes on to remove his trousers and his wife goes "Oh my god whats wrong with your knees?"
He says "It's kneesels"
She says "You mean measles?"
"No it's definitely kneesels" says her husband.
He then goes on to remove his boxer shorts.
His wife looks truly shocked and says "Don't tell me .... It's small cox!"
2006-11-05 10:04:09 · 13 answers · asked by Jennifer A 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wooo!! That's a new one, and not bad, either!
LOL. LOL. LOL. Kudos. It's a 10.
Thanks for the laughs, and have a great day!
2006-11-07 02:23:31 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny
2006-11-08 05:26:24 · answer #2 · answered by sammie_wammie1971 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-11-05 18:07:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, funny lol like it
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2006-11-06 06:07:28 · answer #4 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes like that one
2006-11-05 19:12:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is an awsomely funny joke
2006-11-05 18:14:28 · answer #6 · answered by panda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2006-11-05 20:12:37 · answer #7 · answered by Wee John 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao SO sad SO sad LOL
2006-11-05 19:08:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he! he! he! ye very funny keep them coming.
2006-11-05 18:11:34 · answer #9 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what I have to say?
thank you
2006-11-05 18:11:21 · answer #10 · answered by VNSN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋