Fine
this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
2006-11-05 10:03:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very true but you missed your best weapon to return fire. What?
are you listening to me? What? Loud sigh What?
Repeatedly asking what she said will anger her to know end I have no idea why it works but it does! It gives you the silence you need from her to get your mind straight to deal with the nagging to come, mind you it is more because of the "what?" trick but at least your ready for it.
2006-11-05 10:10:20 · answer #1 · answered by Bleed the Freak 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You fell into the trap! never attempt to Analise what women say, just keep smiling, offer to make them a cuppa or suggest going out for a drink/meal. They usually give up. Whatever you do, don't argue back it just gives them more ammo. We (men) know we are always right anyway. Just don't let them know that.
2006-11-05 10:13:33 · answer #2 · answered by 749duc 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fine, it took me five minutes to read that. Obviously matters nothing to you though. Go ahead, laugh!! <
2006-11-05 10:06:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this before!
Still only a little bit funny.
M
2006-11-05 10:36:33 · answer #4 · answered by mesmerized 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
to find the meaning of the word, we must dissect it. if we look at it closely, we see "wom" which is a greek, deriving from a word that means "superior", and "en", which of course, comes from the latin term "enrace" meaning "being", so women ae essentially, the superior being.
2006-11-05 10:08:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You have got alot to learn about women
2006-11-05 10:07:51 · answer #6 · answered by panda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL .......I agree with what ...topdog say...
you will make someone a good husband
as you can read ( women ) code very well
Thanks for sharing :-
2006-11-05 11:20:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
totally true n im a woman!!!! but guys usually say il do the garden/decorating on sat but they dont say WHICH sat
2006-11-05 10:07:07 · answer #8 · answered by JACQUELINE D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So whats the question?
2006-11-05 10:05:53 · answer #9 · answered by jcrull70 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok wise guy u should make someone a wonderful husband cos you know it all
2006-11-05 10:06:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋