Entertainment & Music - 4 November 2006

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i love welcome to the black parade

2006-11-04 13:44:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

or written by Hollywood screen writers?

2006-11-04 13:44:30 · 9 answers · asked by Fred C. Dobbs 4 in Television

2006-11-04 13:44:29 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-04 13:44:04 · 2 answers · asked by eureka970 1 in Comics & Animation

The Rocky Horror Show was recently in town, and due to one thing or another, my friends and I couldn't make it along. Without really thinking things through, whilst in the pub tonight I offered to host a party to make up for it. I realise that watching the film is the main point, but I was hoping for ideas of other games, activities or foodstuffs that is either traditional or in keeping with the theme of the evening.

Any help would be appreciated!

2006-11-04 13:43:39 · 4 answers · asked by closet fan 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-11-04 13:43:06 · 21 answers · asked by latina chick 1 in Polls & Surveys

Did Jack Black really get engaged to his wife/fiancee on the set of "Nacho Libre" when they were filming in Oaxaca, Mexico?

2006-11-04 13:43:04 · 8 answers · asked by mlev_1185 2 in Celebrities

I can't remember the name of a movie which is about some men who crash there plane and are waiting for rescue but in the end it turns out they really are all dead.

2006-11-04 13:42:50 · 3 answers · asked by coastey 1 in Movies

2006-11-04 13:42:48 · 29 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

looking 4 some depressing songs....need for reasons not willing to tell....plzhelp ne ways...plz and thnx

2006-11-04 13:42:05 · 22 answers · asked by Lauren R 2 in Music

2006-11-04 13:41:50 · 11 answers · asked by latina chick 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-04 13:41:40 · 8 answers · asked by crct2004 6 in Music

cuz i saw his nails were all painted and done up so i was just wondering

2006-11-04 13:41:23 · 7 answers · asked by Mrs.Arthur 2 in Music

What do you love about the tv show Heroes. I love it! I would love to see if anyone love it as much as I do. "Save the cheerleader save the World" Who is your favor Heroe on the show. I love the two guys in the can

2006-11-04 13:40:49 · 14 answers · asked by SHAY 2 in Television

2006-11-04 13:40:18 · 3 answers · asked by gogiggles 1 in Music

i told you that i need help findin a preson who sings a song called so fine blow my mind its from the 80's n its not that song ''het mickey'' nope not that one i think its by the whispers or somne body pleas help me find them thank u

2006-11-04 13:40:15 · 5 answers · asked by mama kiki 1 in Music

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.


Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."

Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong".

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." -A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain'tgonnabelievethisshit....


Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides



HAVE A GREAT DAY

2006-11-04 13:40:13 · 19 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I started watching it late but is it suppose to be a sort of a parody of the JonBenet Ramsey/ John Mark Karr case?

2006-11-04 13:39:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I Like My Favorite Summer New job Yearly

2006-11-04 13:38:57 · 6 answers · asked by gloria j 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-04 13:37:55 · 23 answers · asked by Loved By Someone Above 4 in Television

for the DVD market there are different regions where they will play in some countries, but not in others. Hence: a DVD from Canada will play in the USA, but it won't over in other countries.

Are CD's the same way, or can I expect a CD from Russia (american artist) to play over here?

2006-11-04 13:37:52 · 6 answers · asked by 33ea 3 in Music

Which of these songs would you say was better and why?

Sex Pistols - Bodies
OR
Motorhead - killed by death
????????????
WHICH & WHY????

2006-11-04 13:37:42 · 21 answers · asked by Pete H 4 in Polls & Surveys

What have you seen so many times that you could scream if you had to see it again.

2006-11-04 13:37:25 · 17 answers · asked by sideways 7 in Polls & Surveys

A woman awakes during the night, and her husband isn’t in bed with her. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she asks. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. "Yes, I do," she replies. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?" "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?’" "I remember that, too," she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today

2006-11-04 13:36:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-04 13:36:50 · 7 answers · asked by SusieQ64 2 in Music

After recording my singing through a microphone, I'd like to burn it on a CD. I think I can burn the CD if I could only figure out how to record to my computer. Can you help me?

2006-11-04 13:36:33 · 4 answers · asked by Sandy M 1 in Music

from a Karaoke system with music and lyrics only I sing and I record into CD... can I distribute those CDs

2006-11-04 13:36:32 · 1 answers · asked by kyuy n 1 in Music

What have you seen so many times that you could scream if you had to see it again.

2006-11-04 13:36:20 · 15 answers · asked by sideways 7 in Polls & Surveys

Do You Have The Time
A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.

Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence.

Calling out to the patient, the man says, "Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time?"

The patient calls back, "One moment!" and throws himself upon the ground, pulling out a short stick as he does. He pushes the stick into the ground, and, pulling out a carpenter's level, assures himself that the stick is vertical.

With a compass, the patient locates north and with a steel ruler, measures the precise length of the shadow cast by the stick.

Withdrawing a slide rule from his pocket, the patient calculates rapidly, then swiftly packs up all his tools and turns back to the pedestrian, saying, "It is now precisely 3:29 pm, provided today is August 16th, which I believe it is."

The man can't help but be impressed by this demonstration, and sets his watch accordingly.

Before he leaves, he says to the patient, "That was really quite remarkable, but tell me, what do you do on a cloudy day, or at night, when the stick casts no shadow?" The patient holds up his wrist and says, "I suppose I'd just look at my watch."

2006-11-04 13:36:14 · 24 answers · asked by Dharshi 2 in Jokes & Riddles

1. Wax on...wax off
2. "Thirty years from now, when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you, 'What did you do in the great World War II,' you won't have to say, 'Well... I shoveled **** in Louisiana.' "
3. Do you bite your thumb at us?
4. Are we having fun,yet?
5. "So how's your life?
" Oh, great. How's yours?"
" Not so great."
" Ohhh, we're telling the truth."
6. you're gonna need a bigger boat

2006-11-04 13:36:01 · 11 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Other - Entertainment