A woman awakes during the night, and her husband isn’t in bed with her. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she asks. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. "Yes, I do," she replies. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?" "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?’" "I remember that, too," she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today
2006-11-04 13:36:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THATS A GOOD ONE
2006-11-04 13:42:57 · answer #1 · answered by STIGMATALADY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but a goodie
2006-11-04 14:10:37 · answer #2 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, the choices we make!!
2006-11-04 13:43:00 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Countessa........heard countless times..........hahaha
2006-11-04 17:19:26 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha. Marriage should be illegal!!
2006-11-04 14:05:24 · answer #5 · answered by sunshine 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This one's great! :-))
2006-11-04 13:51:00 · answer #6 · answered by Niskin D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was great
2006-11-04 14:24:55 · answer #7 · answered by maxossa1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-11-04 15:19:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋