Entertainment & Music - 27 October 2006

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both of his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

2006-10-27 19:20:46 · 14 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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Who sings.."over the rainbow"..sounds country-like?

It's a male that sings it & it sounds kinda like a folk or country song. Who sings it & what's the exact name of the song?

2006-10-27 19:20:13 · 8 answers · asked by feisty 2 in Music

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Who would you assasinate first Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, or Kim Jong Il?

in other words where do we need a premptive strike 1st? Who is a bigger threat to national security?

2006-10-27 19:19:52 · 11 answers · asked by strokesfanatic 3 in Celebrities

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what is the theme music that is used in the BBC show hotel babylon?

2006-10-27 19:19:47 · 1 answers · asked by Ian J 1 in Television

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girls: red or pink? (guys welcome, too)?

to wear on lips or as clothes? what is your preference?

2006-10-27 19:19:39 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is this like the weather channel?

2006-10-27 19:19:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why did they show a repeat of Grey's Anatomy when ABC said there would be a new episode this week?

2006-10-27 19:19:02 · 8 answers · asked by blue_bee 4 in Television

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Corn whole or pie whole? Which is easier in math to divide?

2006-10-27 19:18:30 · 7 answers · asked by Manatee 5 in Polls & Surveys

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is debra winger shirley mcclain's biological daughter?

2006-10-27 19:17:32 · 6 answers · asked by mjay 48 1 in Celebrities

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Are you a worrier?

2006-10-27 19:17:08 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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who likes oatmeal and what do you put in it?

2006-10-27 19:16:55 · 13 answers · asked by earthygirl 5 in Polls & Surveys

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where do you think Elvis is right now???

i think he's in a trailer park in Montana

2006-10-27 19:16:30 · 21 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Christmas #1??

Who do you think will be Xmas #1 in
UK?
USA?

2006-10-27 19:16:10 · 5 answers · asked by shevlad2004 2 in Music

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Yo Mama jokes!!?

Yo momma so fat, when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat she has her own postcode

Now you make up the rest....
The best one gets 10 points!

2006-10-27 19:15:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Why not urinal cakes in ladies restroom, we want to celebrate birthdays too?

2006-10-27 19:13:58 · 14 answers · asked by Manatee 5 in Polls & Surveys

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WHat is YOUR SONG(S) right now?

Uhmmmmm....I must say I am really liking The Killers' "When you were young" and a close second Evanescence "Call me when you're sober."

2006-10-27 19:13:47 · 26 answers · asked by Don't dream it's Over 2 in Music

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If you were a celebrity......?(girls only)!?

If you were a celebrity what guys would you want 2 get with?

2006-10-27 19:13:29 · 19 answers · asked by Emma 3 in Celebrities

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Why is Paris Hilton?

so famous?
-Okay she's rich, big deal
-Okay she made a sextape does that make her famous?
-Okay she wrote a book, psh
-Okay she has an album, that sucks
-Okay she is hot as heck, but does this automatically make someone famous
-Okay she is an heiress, but I don't see why she is so famous!

What do you think of her?

2006-10-27 19:12:26 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Is bert mccracken dating Zui Suicide???

I`ve heard this from may people!!!!!!

2006-10-27 19:11:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Would you make Granny go home?

Ok, you have a maskarade party and you invite your granny. She came late just to get the attention of everyone.
She rolls in the house in her wheelchair dressed like a French whor-. Now, do you just laugh and duct tape her to the bed or do you have her arrested for prostition? The third alternative would be to say, "shame on you, granny. Go home now!!!"
I just led her to the pimp next door, was that ok?

2006-10-27 19:10:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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