Yo momma so fat, when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat she has her own postcode
Now you make up the rest....
The best one gets 10 points!
2006-10-27 19:15:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo momma is so fat, she has her own zip code.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the rainbow ... skittles popped out.
2006-10-27 19:19:12 · answer #1 · answered by kc_warpaint 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
2006-10-27 22:25:59 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama so fat her car is made outa spandex
Yo mama so clumsy, she tripped on a cordless phone
You mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway
LOL the free willy ones funny as!
2006-10-27 20:50:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama's so fat, the Mc Phersons Canvas Company makes her underwears.
yo mama's so fat, 22 cannibal tribes would have a feast if they catch her.
2006-10-27 22:14:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
wow someone copied and pasted. how about this..yo mama is so dirty when she went to take a bath the water jumped out and said nah im good.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
2006-10-27 19:25:37 · answer #5 · answered by Dani 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
yo mama is so dum that when the door bell ring she thought it was the micover
2006-10-30 13:30:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat my whole family can fit in her shirt......
Yo mama so fat she couldn't even fit in this joke.........
yo mama so fat she clogs up my vast imagination......
2006-10-27 23:14:21 · answer #7 · answered by <--tsk--> 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo mommas so fat, each of her farts have names on the national weather channel
yo mom's so old, she saw "passion of the christ" live
2006-10-27 20:00:36 · answer #8 · answered by the d1sl0cat3r 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
yo mama so ugly rice crispies dont talk to her
yo mama so easy when i asked her wat time it was she said it was time to fu(k
fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee i slept wit your mom now it hurts when i pee
2006-10-27 19:41:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
your momma is so bald i can see her toughts.
Your momma is so small she hang glides with a dorito.
all i got
2006-10-27 19:27:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋