Entertainment & Music - 27 October 2006

2006-10-27 10:30:21 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A young widow goes to the doctors for an internal check up:

Doctor : Young lady you have been married three times but you are still a virgin, how can this be?

Woman: Well my first husband was an astronomer, and he just used to enjoy staring into it.
My second husband was a physcoloogist, and he only wanted to analyse it.
My third husband was a stamp collector........ god I miss him.

2006-10-27 10:30:13 · 17 answers · asked by holmegirl 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-27 10:29:45 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-27 10:29:11 · 4 answers · asked by I LIKE CHEESE 1 in Polls & Surveys

women love to shop. it is the one area of the world where they feel they’re totally in control

women especially love a bargain. the question of 'need' is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. anything on sale is fair game

women never have anything to wear. don’t question the racks of clothes in the wardrobe. you 'just don’t understand

women need to cry. and they wont do it alone unless they know you can hear them

woman will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty

women love to talk. silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say

women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. that’s why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey type shows are so successful

women don’t need sex as often as men do. this is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. just knowing that the man wants to hace sex fulfills the emotional need

women hate bugs. Even female martial arts experts need a man around when there’s a spider or wasp involved

women cant keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don’t view their gabbing as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people

women always go to public toilets in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip

women cant refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she’s doing

women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn’t need toys if women had an ‘on/off’ switch

women think all beer is the same

women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower, as well as at least 10 sundry items

after a women showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rainforest

women don’t understand the appeal of contact sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be

if a man goes on a seven day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven day trip. She’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day

women brush their hair before bed

watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you’ll have a pretty good idea about how she’ll be in bed

women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet

the average number of items in a typical woman’s bathroom is 437. a man would not be able to identify most of these items

women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats

women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours

a woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail

women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut

women do not want an honest answer to the question, ‘how do I look?’

PMS stands for: Permissible Man Slaughter. (or at least men think it means that. PMS also stands for Punish My Spouse)

The first naked man women see is ‘ken’

Women are insecure about their weight, butt and breast size

Women will male three left hand turns to avoid making one right hand turn

‘oh, nothing,’ has an entirely different meaning in woman language than it does in man language

women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading

all women are overweight by definition, don’t argue with them about it

all women are overweight by definition, don’t agree with them about it

if it is not Valentines Day, and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, ‘what did you do?

Only women understand the reason for ‘guest towels and ‘good china’

Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested

2006-10-27 10:28:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

HI what do you think will happen in lost seson 3 or do you already know!!!>???

2006-10-27 10:27:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-27 10:27:35 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

if you do tell me your favorites...i dont care what style rock, pop, hard, hip hop, etc,.

2006-10-27 10:27:08 · 11 answers · asked by nick-bob 2 in Music

Do you believe in it?
Please answer this question on this link!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmwpQBA8pXQADRRzw4cH2xfsy6IX?qid=20061022165557AAi4pxk

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2006-10-27 10:26:25 · 7 answers · asked by Cheezy 2 in Polls & Surveys

A) Drowning in 5 inches of water
B) Getting puched by a kangaroo
C) Waking up hanging upside down from a tree w/ nothing but your underwear on?
D) Gettin smacked by a martian?
or
E) Losing Tug-a-war to a Three-legged dog?

2006-10-27 10:26:00 · 9 answers · asked by Paris, je t'aime 5 in Jokes & Riddles

but not from kaaza or limewire or bollyfm.net because none of them have the songs, or atleast does anyone know what songs are in the movie??

2006-10-27 10:26:00 · 6 answers · asked by kiran48312 2 in Movies

I've heard dat "Come to Me" song like 10 times and I noticed Diddy was spittin a lil bit, so I was jus wonderin

2006-10-27 10:25:59 · 12 answers · asked by D-Choppa 2 in Music

2006-10-27 10:25:54 · 13 answers · asked by STORMY K 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Every time I see the show they have Steve hosting. Where is Jerry and when will he be back?

2006-10-27 10:25:37 · 6 answers · asked by Chuck A 2 in Television

I love Tonight's The Night and The Killing of Georgie...

And I love the way his albums have a 'fast' side and a 'slow' side!

2006-10-27 10:25:32 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Tonight is my sister's 21st b-day. I can't go out with her because I'm 19. I'm just going to my boyfriend's house, and we'll just watch t.v. or a movie or something.

2006-10-27 10:24:59 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I really liked this show and would like any info on it. I have been to the official site and seen a couple episodes I missed. I know that right now there are no new ones being made.

2006-10-27 10:24:57 · 9 answers · asked by crzychca 3 in Television

Not me! I mean we're talking about CHOCOLATE!

2006-10-27 10:24:36 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you mean what you say, and say what you mean?

Just a quick poll...

2006-10-27 10:24:30 · 12 answers · asked by Autumn BrighTree 6 in Polls & Surveys

What would you do?

2006-10-27 10:22:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

One sunny afternoonSuperman was out flying around.Crime was slow that day,so he decided2go over2Spiderman's house. Supe:"Hey Spidey,let's go get a burger&a beer!" Spidey:"No can do,Supe,I've got a problem with my web-shooter.Can't fight crime 2moro without it".So Superman heads over2the BatCave2see what's up.Supe:"Hi Batman!Let's go out for a burger&a beer!! Batman:"Not today my friend.My Batmobile is down&it must be fixed2day.Can't fight crime2moro without it".Disgruntled, Superman takes2the air,cruising around the skies when he flies over a penthouse apartment&what does he see,but none other than WonderWoman,lying on the deck,spread-eagle,stark-naked! Supe gets a brilliant idea."They've always said I'm faster than a bullet&I've always wondered what she'd b like with all her powers".So he zzooomms down&does her in a flash&is gone before anyone can notice.All of a sudden W.Woman sits up&says,"What was that?!?Then the invisible man gets off her&says"I don't know but it hurt like hell!!!

2006-10-27 10:21:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A tribal warrior was walking thru the jungle with his wife, when he got the urge to give her a portion, he said to her “ I wanna take you now”.

“not here” she replied, “the grass is to long, I may be bitten by a snake or something, find a clearing and you can have as much as you like”.

He leads her thru the jungle and comes to a clearing, it’s about a 100 metres wide, but runs for miles in each direction. In the middle is a train track.

He takes her over to the track, bends her over (doggy style) and starts giving her a good rumpin.

In the distance he hears a train whistle “PEEP PEEP”, so he starts pumping a bit faster.

He looks round and see’s the train approaching down the tracks, so he pumps even faster.

The driver is looking out of the window and see’s an obstruction on the line, and blows his whistle again “peep peep”, but it doesn’t move, so he applies the breaks, and stops the train.

(more to follow, scroll down)

2006-10-27 10:21:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Still Believe?

I want the lyrics...

2006-10-27 10:21:16 · 2 answers · asked by ♥ 6 in Music

a) Death-defying
b) Action-packed
c) Ever-changing
d) Even-keeled

2006-10-27 10:21:10 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am hopefully 2-nite, I'm going to one called 901 and it's right up the street from my house! Everyone that's been there said that some have made it as far as to getting inside the house and some didn't even get the chance to get out the car...that place must be bad! ;~D I can't wait!!!

2006-10-27 10:20:21 · 14 answers · asked by Adelaide_21 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-27 10:19:09 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A: The beet!

2006-10-27 10:18:56 · 8 answers · asked by AARONLEE AND SASHA 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Mine atm is......
Screen name: "Your Conscience"
Personal message: "I called your b/f gay and he hit me with his purse!"

2006-10-27 10:18:24 · 4 answers · asked by Miss Terious 3 in Polls & Surveys

Has anyone seen these? Are they good, do you recommend? Personally i didnt like saw 2 even though i LOVED saw 1 and Jack@*** is really cool i hope part 2 is better? Anyone have a comment on them?

2006-10-27 10:18:14 · 10 answers · asked by Deception 2 in Movies

It could be someone who passed on, or still alive or even a fictional character...
mine idol..Gene Kelly

2006-10-27 10:17:25 · 9 answers · asked by alohaforever16 3 in Celebrities