One sunny afternoonSuperman was out flying around.Crime was slow that day,so he decided2go over2Spiderman's house. Supe:"Hey Spidey,let's go get a burger&a beer!" Spidey:"No can do,Supe,I've got a problem with my web-shooter.Can't fight crime 2moro without it".So Superman heads over2the BatCave2see what's up.Supe:"Hi Batman!Let's go out for a burger&a beer!! Batman:"Not today my friend.My Batmobile is down&it must be fixed2day.Can't fight crime2moro without it".Disgruntled, Superman takes2the air,cruising around the skies when he flies over a penthouse apartment&what does he see,but none other than WonderWoman,lying on the deck,spread-eagle,stark-naked! Supe gets a brilliant idea."They've always said I'm faster than a bullet&I've always wondered what she'd b like with all her powers".So he zzooomms down&does her in a flash&is gone before anyone can notice.All of a sudden W.Woman sits up&says,"What was that?!?Then the invisible man gets off her&says"I don't know but it hurt like hell!!!
2006-10-27 10:21:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It was superman. And it was hell for the invisible man. The one i heard was a different version of it.
Superman is on his way to a large reunion of superheroes being
held in Miami Beach. He arrives two hours late; his
clothes are a mess and he has definitely been in a fight. As he
approaches his table, his good friend Batman yells, "Hey, Man of Steel,
what happened to you?"
"Well, this is gonna sound crazy, but I was zipping along the
coastline, making great time, when suddenly I look down and there, lying
naked on the Jacksonville beach, was Wonder Woman!"
"Wow!" says Robin. "What did you do?"
"What do you think I did, kid? Her legs were spread, so I figured I
was in like Flynn. I dove down like an eagle and jumped her bones!"
"Boy, I bet she was surprised," said Batman.
Superman smiles weakly and says, "Yeah, she was; but not as
surprised as the Invisible Man was."
2006-10-27 10:27:46 · answer #1 · answered by rdx 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL Funny
2006-10-27 14:00:16 · answer #2 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superman has never been frightened by spiders.
2006-10-27 10:23:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it at school 11yrs ago oh dear. try this one on.
Man in mask bursts in to a sperm bank with a gun. " Open the Ukin safe" he shouts to the manageress. He then says "now take a sample out and drink it" she drinks it and wipes her mouth. Suddenly, the man takes off his mask to reveal its her husband. he says "see. its not that UKIN difficult is it"
2006-10-27 10:31:35 · answer #4 · answered by steven r 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
It was better when i heard it the first time around.
I think it was around 1978.
2006-10-27 10:24:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard it before, but it still makes me laugh.
2006-10-27 10:25:27 · answer #6 · answered by nikki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ho ho who would have expected the invisible man to be there!
2006-10-27 10:29:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-10-27 22:18:54 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AND WITH NO LUBRICATION! OUCH! I HAD TO READ THIS TO THE OFFICE! GREAT JOKE!
2006-10-27 10:29:41 · answer #9 · answered by peaches 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-27 11:38:36 · answer #10 · answered by Desi & Dani's Mommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋