A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about p*u*s*s*y, and their b*i*t*c*h. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. "Mom", the boy asks, "What's a p*u*s*s*y?"
The mother being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says "Son, that is a p*u*s*s*y." the son then asks "What's a b*i*tc*h?" The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says "Son, this is a b*i*t*c*h."
The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television. The son walks up to his father and says "Dad, what's a p*u*s*s*y?" The father doesn't want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out his Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the v*a*g*i*n*a and says "Son, this is a p*u*s*s*y!"
The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks "Then, what is a b*i*t*c*h?"
The dad replies, "That's everything outside the circl
2006-10-27
13:29:28
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