A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about p*u*s*s*y, and their b*i*t*c*h. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. "Mom", the boy asks, "What's a p*u*s*s*y?"
The mother being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says "Son, that is a p*u*s*s*y." the son then asks "What's a b*i*tc*h?" The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says "Son, this is a b*i*t*c*h."
The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television. The son walks up to his father and says "Dad, what's a p*u*s*s*y?" The father doesn't want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out his Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the v*a*g*i*n*a and says "Son, this is a p*u*s*s*y!"
The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks "Then, what is a b*i*t*c*h?"
The dad replies, "That's everything outside the circl
2006-10-27 13:29:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL Funny
2006-10-27 13:31:03 · answer #1 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
2006-10-28 06:08:24 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Typical male resonpse
2006-10-27 20:41:07 · answer #3 · answered by peditonlupita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Funny
2006-10-27 21:09:15 · answer #4 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice i like that thats funny lol rofl
2006-10-27 20:36:27 · answer #5 · answered by wickboom333 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL...so funny
2006-10-27 20:32:11 · answer #6 · answered by wants anwers 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-31 02:58:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao typical male's response
2006-10-27 20:34:01 · answer #8 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah he he thats wot my old man sead to lol
2006-10-27 20:34:26 · answer #9 · answered by loboe27 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-27 20:39:29 · answer #10 · answered by Lesley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋