Entertainment & Music - 24 October 2006

A preacher and an attorney arrived at the Pearly Gates at the same time, and St. Peter showed them to their quarters.

The preacher was taken to a small room with nothing but a chair, a table, and a Bible.

The lawyer was then led to a massive suite filled with women, wine, and a huge waterbed.

"Excuse me," said the lawyer to St. Peter. "I'm not complaining, but shouldn't the preacher have this room?"

St. Peter shook his head. "We have thousands of preachers in heaven, but you're our first lawyer."

2006-10-24 17:33:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Seems asian horror is more creepy

2006-10-24 17:33:41 · 12 answers · asked by bipolar_diva 2 in Movies

2006-10-24 17:33:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

This one is tough. I was listening to satellite radio at work about a year ago and this rock song came on. A few clumps of lyrics i can remember are: (Someday, whatever happens) (back, this could be) i think it's called someday, as the word is extended at the beginning of the repeat, but i can't find the name of the song or band anywhere! it's a male vocalist, prolly a 3-4 member band. plz help

2006-10-24 17:32:48 · 2 answers · asked by cschmelzer83 3 in Music

For all you mouseketeers out there, if any of you had owned that album back in the seventies where would I get one? I used to own one when I was 6 years.

2006-10-24 17:31:57 · 3 answers · asked by sunny4life 4 in Music

The Gardener live with an elderly person who took care of him before they died. He was simple minded or sheltered? He ahhed people with his simple answers, which he related to gardening.

2006-10-24 17:30:49 · 12 answers · asked by reddog0122 1 in Movies

the father shot the mother and then shot himself.she went to live in a foster home and there were hugs and kisses at sunday school she was stairing at a picture jesus the teacher asked her if she new that man and she replied no but i know that he came off that cross and hid behind the couch that night that my parents died

2006-10-24 17:30:06 · 9 answers · asked by hammerburns2003 1 in Music

2006-10-24 17:29:06 · 1 answers · asked by Mr. C 3 in Other - Entertainment

so broke that when she goes into a 99 cent store... she uses coupons.

2006-10-24 17:29:02 · 8 answers · asked by whoremonger 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-24 17:27:46 · 5 answers · asked by DetailSpaz 3 in Jokes & Riddles

That was the funniest video. Where can I get my hands on that?

2006-10-24 17:25:26 · 8 answers · asked by jblonde 4 in Music

2006-10-24 17:24:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My man loves her and I just want an autographed pic to give him for Christmas.

2006-10-24 17:23:43 · 1 answers · asked by ERICKA B 2 in Celebrities

2006-10-24 17:22:04 · 5 answers · asked by lizzie 1 in Celebrities

I do! I'd hit it!

2006-10-24 17:21:54 · 12 answers · asked by bigmarcus 1 in Polls & Surveys

Gah, I don't remember much of it...but it says "One...break it into two" in it.

2006-10-24 17:21:46 · 1 answers · asked by sonicchao05 1 in Music

When you couldn't wait to get to the end of it so you could play another dvd? I'd say Phonebooth. I can't believe he couldn't just get out of the friggin' phonebooth and the main character was manipulated by some dumb pizza guy the whole length of the movie. Duh?? Argh!!

2006-10-24 17:21:06 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

AS you are sitting here in frount of your computer you stretch your neck UP as far as you can and SPELL out the following, ...."I MET " what happens??? It's best if you spell this out loud this aloud.

2006-10-24 17:20:21 · 11 answers · asked by Thankyou4givengmeaheadache 5 in Jokes & Riddles

i am doing a report on documetaries. i need a website or something that can give me alot of inoformation. aslo for the report, we have to make 2 posters about the report. i need the posters to be about documentaries. plz help with that too. thx

2006-10-24 17:20:17 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Seagulls type on the computer ever since I soaked it in fish,
The trees attack me as I pass them
The president called me for a booty call but I said no
Hitler built a time traveling macine and has had a sex change
The T.V. runs off of your thoughts
TeleTubbies kill
Elmo's got a gun
Emokids just want acceptance
Tatoos eat flesh
Type type type
No sleep for me
What is the answer???

2006-10-24 17:20:02 · 6 answers · asked by Timothy C 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I remember renting a DVD recently. The menu song that plays before you press PLAY was "In the Bath" by Lemon Jelly.

I remember the song clearly because i was busy running around the house before playing the movie, and i heard this song over and over again, but i cant remember what MOVIE!

Some possible movies ive come up with so far are Shaun of the Dead and Being John Malkovich, but i cannot for the life of me find any information whatsoever in the soundtrack information, on message boards, IMDB.com....

its just one of those crazy things you just HAVE TO FIND OUT before your head explodes.

SO if you own either of these DVDS, please help me out.. thank you


Sound clip:

Small Clip:
http://www.tunetribe.com/Artist?artist_id=3556#

Rhapsody users:
http://play.rhapsody.com/lemonjelly/lemonjellyky/inthebath?didAutoplayBounce=true

2006-10-24 17:19:24 · 3 answers · asked by Fruityloop 3 in Movies

I am itching to go on the show but dont know who to go on it with

2006-10-24 17:19:16 · 10 answers · asked by Princess 1 in Other - Entertainment

I am so serius any candy that you can think of go ahead answer. If you can guess my favorite candy i will give you ten points along with best answer.

2006-10-24 17:18:35 · 61 answers · asked by anthony a 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-24 17:18:01 · 24 answers · asked by nodumgys 7 in Polls & Surveys

Translate in English like Sarang In Ga Yo,Ku Ne Na In Ga Wa....somethings like that.Please help me!Give me the whole lyrics of the song Perhaps Love and You...I'm Fool.Please!!!Thank you.

2006-10-24 17:17:14 · 2 answers · asked by VeronicaSoh 2 in Television

Britney Spears is _______________
I love _____________
I hate______________
My favorite song is ______________
I am ________________

2006-10-24 17:17:10 · 26 answers · asked by deseraa 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-24 17:16:58 · 18 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

or are there others out there?

2006-10-24 17:16:42 · 9 answers · asked by Jennie 2 in Music

Oh, Well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor.
And I can't help but hear, no I can't help but hear an echanging of words. " What a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter. "Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality!"


I'M DYING TO KNOW WHO SINGS THIS SO I CAN DOWNLOAD IT

2006-10-24 17:16:15 · 17 answers · asked by Carrie W 1 in Music

Name five days of the week without saying: Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday,Thursday and Friday.

2006-10-24 17:15:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles