so broke that when she goes into a 99 cent store... she uses coupons.
2006-10-24 17:29:02 · 8 answers · asked by whoremonger 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know u ain't talkin' about my momma 'cause yo momma is so old that when she farts dust comes out her butt
2006-10-24 17:40:52 · answer #1 · answered by wolfpack0810 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
u're so lame yo momma would lie down n die on the floor
2006-10-24 17:36:37 · answer #2 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so old that when she fell she crumpled into pieces
(is crumbled too big for u baby? it means to fall apart ok? so i need to repeat my self?)
2006-10-24 17:49:23 · answer #3 · answered by clin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat when i put her picture up on the wall, the nail would break and the wall would crack.
2006-10-24 17:31:54 · answer #4 · answered by ♫ sf_ca ღ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so dumb she went to a sperm bank to make a withdrawl!
2006-10-24 17:46:24 · answer #5 · answered by chrissy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh?
2006-10-24 17:54:02 · answer #6 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that was um.........lame lol
yo mama is so dumb, she went to the March of Dimes looking for handouts......
2006-10-24 17:31:22 · answer #7 · answered by Erica R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so? why dont you bring your stuffy assss down here to the ghetto, and tell her that yo-self? oh, she WILL sit on you................................(can be used as fat or slutty :)
2006-10-24 23:16:25 · answer #8 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋