A preacher and an attorney arrived at the Pearly Gates at the same time, and St. Peter showed them to their quarters.
The preacher was taken to a small room with nothing but a chair, a table, and a Bible.
The lawyer was then led to a massive suite filled with women, wine, and a huge waterbed.
"Excuse me," said the lawyer to St. Peter. "I'm not complaining, but shouldn't the preacher have this room?"
St. Peter shook his head. "We have thousands of preachers in heaven, but you're our first lawyer."
2006-10-24 17:33:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha
2006-10-24 17:35:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha.....either he must be an odd one out of the Profession or Utterly failed in his profession ! Yes must be the first One...I never heard of any Lawyers being sent to Heavens !!! Good One !
2006-10-25 00:51:56 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, that's right, no St. Peter is always right.
2006-10-25 00:38:47 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny funny....and I am not too sure if it is a first ...but it is the first time I have read it:)
Have a great night!
2006-10-25 00:42:03 · answer #4 · answered by })i({ J and D's Momma })i({ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wouldnt doubt it- his first proven perfect son, he killed- i think gods a bit jealous- dont see me goin around killin people.
2006-10-25 06:11:58 · answer #5 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha.....
2006-10-25 00:36:26 · answer #6 · answered by rdx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh that was a good one.
2006-10-27 02:06:41 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooohh!! LOL. LOL.
There IS hope for everyone! LOL.
2006-10-28 22:50:31 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol maybe he's good enough to enter there ^_^
2006-10-25 01:54:21 · answer #9 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I kind of get it.
2006-10-25 00:53:39 · answer #10 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋