"He has been my crutch for so long - I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really STUMPED" said Heather. "She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "It's not like its easy to WALK OUT on a relationship like this". Paul was asked if he
would ever consider going down on one knee again and rumours abound over the split have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over". Another source has suggested that her battle with
alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at night and find her legless". He gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.
I know these jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul
please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.
2006-10-23
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