"He has been my crutch for so long - I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really STUMPED" said Heather. "She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "It's not like its easy to WALK OUT on a relationship like this". Paul was asked if he
would ever consider going down on one knee again and rumours abound over the split have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over". Another source has suggested that her battle with
alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at night and find her legless". He gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.
I know these jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul
please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.
2006-10-23 22:35:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
I say urinate on both of them. Neither one of them are any good. Tofu eating scumbag,pot smoking buttheads. I'll be glad when the last two Untalented Insects kick the bucket so we'll be rid of all of them. As for Heather Mills,Steve Irwin should have stabbed that loutette in the ear with that stingray spine before he bought it and did the entire world a favor and ridding us of another punk who thinks chimps have more rights than a person with Lou Gehrig's Disease
2006-10-23 22:51:01 · answer #1 · answered by gerbil31603 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
That's not a nice thing to say,now you will get bad answers from people with prosthetic legs.Congratulations.
2006-10-23 22:41:45 · answer #2 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IF i was paul i would give her 1 miilion pounds and tell her to take a run and hop.
2006-10-23 22:39:29 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny but I really think it's time the media left them to it & stopped annoying us with the details.
Personally I find it as boring as batshit.
2006-10-24 00:35:32 · answer #4 · answered by grumbles1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We had all this crap the other day, and it wasn't all that funny even then. NOW it's just getting boring. How about giving us all a rest from it now?
2006-10-23 23:11:43 · answer #5 · answered by Dover Soles 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
She will be upset as I hear Paul was getting her a 'plane' for christmas....lol
2006-10-23 22:41:12 · answer #6 · answered by mrdanlondon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard she is changing her name to Ilene
2006-10-24 21:13:10 · answer #7 · answered by Damien C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think the courts will be leaning in her direction.
2006-10-24 03:52:31 · answer #8 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
shes only got one so hope she does not get half sir pauls pennies 10% would be enough!!!!!!!!
2006-10-23 22:39:20 · answer #9 · answered by SINGLE 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's mean, but really funny.
2006-10-23 22:41:06 · answer #10 · answered by Kerry 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋