Entertainment & Music - 21 October 2006

...I dont know what the name of the movie is, but I loved it. I dont know the name of anyone in it. This is the best I can do...


It's a guy who cant have the girl he wants cause she is taken, so he goes to her house, rings the bell, she opens the door, but she cant talk cause her b/f is inside. So he just holds up a series of signs telling her how he feels. One of the cards say "To me you are perfect" Then he leaves...

Anyone have any idea what I'm talking about?

2006-10-21 05:01:37 · 6 answers · asked by sumyungn 1 in Movies

I was converisng with someone and they said that was the reason why Eddie's wife finally left him because of him and Johnnie living together. What a waste of men.

2006-10-21 05:00:49 · 10 answers · asked by sngozig 3 in Celebrities

When your talking to someone you really want to talk about everything with, and get to know them, but then you don't know what to say and you both kind of sigh back and forth until someone says, well I have to go...........

What do you start up a conversation about to avoid that?

2006-10-21 05:00:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and how does the hook go

2006-10-21 04:59:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-21 04:59:52 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

If you are addicted to magazines. Why do you think that is? And which ones

2006-10-21 04:59:12 · 32 answers · asked by Bill 4 in Magazines

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I will open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He will then open his mouth and I will remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar,dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. The man stood up again andmade another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A woman timidly spoke up."I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle".

2006-10-21 04:59:04 · 20 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

that you knew was going to come along and answer it?

2006-10-21 04:58:27 · 20 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

appeared together on a long running, very funny, tv show?

2006-10-21 04:57:21 · 3 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Other - Entertainment

What's your style?

2006-10-21 04:55:48 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I suppose i love being a university student...

I'm a fan of acquiring knowledge.

What about you?

2006-10-21 04:55:26 · 29 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

the song is
Technicolor Eyes by Backseat Goodbye

2006-10-21 04:55:22 · 8 answers · asked by navybratloring 2 in Music

A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor the doctor asked the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father." So the married couple decided that they would try this. So the doctor hooked the machine up and put it on 10% of pain switched from the mother to the father and the husband said "I feel okay turn it up a lot more" so the doctor turned it up to 50% and the husband said "why don’t you just put it all on me cause I’m not feeling a thing" but the doctor warned them "this much could kill you if your not prepared", and the husband replied "I am ready "so the doctor turned the machine up to 100% but the husband didn’t fell a thing so they went home happy with a pain free labor, but when they got home the mailman was dead on the front porch!

2006-10-21 04:55:08 · 31 answers · asked by anitha 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-21 04:54:45 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

"****** please...you provoke no feelings; ya musta forgot the girls with whom your dealin'"

Possibly Easy E or someone in that genre.

2006-10-21 04:54:33 · 4 answers · asked by mama3x 3 in Music

morris dancers? puppet shows? out of tune buskers?

2006-10-21 04:54:17 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-21 04:54:05 · 10 answers · asked by strange-artist 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-21 04:53:54 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I kind of like "Yo Yo Ma"...

2006-10-21 04:53:53 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.

Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."

"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin.

"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one from behind."

The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress.

The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour.

Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences.

Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!"

The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.

He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?"

The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that ******* fence wasn't electrified."

2006-10-21 04:53:19 · 12 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-21 04:52:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Note: This is NOT a racial question. I just want to find out more than the obvious ones.

I know about

Oprah Winfrey
Starr Jones

and that's it. Please give me more names than these two.

2006-10-21 04:52:40 · 11 answers · asked by Skittles-Dark Edition 4 in Television

2006-10-21 04:52:35 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-21 04:52:34 · 6 answers · asked by asdfjasd 1 in Other - Entertainment

Ok, I watched advert for STR8 parfum and I want to know a name of song which is in the background? Please help me! I tried to find STR8 official page but there's no that kind of page... Help?!

2006-10-21 04:52:23 · 1 answers · asked by Wladimir 1 in Music

2006-10-21 04:52:11 · 11 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

Just a quick question a stupid but interesting 1 if you had to be invisible for 1 day where would you go and what would you do?
What to c your answers lets get typing !
Thanks

2006-10-21 04:52:02 · 16 answers · asked by ♫мёģąŋ♫ 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-21 04:51:57 · 20 answers · asked by aditi 1 in Movies

Did you like it? I thougt it was okay.

2006-10-21 04:51:34 · 16 answers · asked by MCR's Vampire Angel 2 in Movies

what's the first word/phrase that comes to mind when you think of the following:

1) Arm Candy
2) BuckWheat
3) Charlie Chaplin
4) Fabio
5) J. Lo
6) Mommy
7) Eiffel Tower
8) Age 30
9) Age 16
10) Grandma

(Copy and Paste the List and Answer them in Consecutive order, if you don't know how this works)

2006-10-21 04:51:25 · 16 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys