A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor the doctor asked the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father." So the married couple decided that they would try this. So the doctor hooked the machine up and put it on 10% of pain switched from the mother to the father and the husband said "I feel okay turn it up a lot more" so the doctor turned it up to 50% and the husband said "why don’t you just put it all on me cause I’m not feeling a thing" but the doctor warned them "this much could kill you if your not prepared", and the husband replied "I am ready "so the doctor turned the machine up to 100% but the husband didn’t fell a thing so they went home happy with a pain free labor, but when they got home the mailman was dead on the front porch!
2006-10-21 04:55:08 · 31 answers · asked by anitha 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That one is so funny. thanks, tell us some more jokes.
2006-10-21 13:32:28 · answer #1 · answered by Dharshi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good One!
2006-10-21 12:16:20 · answer #2 · answered by sly4life 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny, Hope you don't mind but I'm sendit on to others
2006-10-21 11:57:34 · answer #3 · answered by battle-ax 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's funny
2006-10-21 11:57:13 · answer #4 · answered by iluvcascada 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was very funny!! At first i didn't get it but after i thought about it i understood!
2006-10-21 12:43:23 · answer #5 · answered by Roxie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is an old joke and this is not a joke and a worst ugly thing not to laugh at it.
2006-10-21 12:04:30 · answer #6 · answered by cindrella 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's what I, a tale with a twist .
Very good indeed.
2006-10-21 11:58:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao, sounds like something that belongs on the Maury show!
2006-10-21 11:56:41 · answer #8 · answered by notda14u2toplaywith 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very cheap joke, yet funny enuff 4 a date....
2006-10-21 13:52:38 · answer #9 · answered by probable_oops 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha!
Good one, which i do not like.
2006-10-21 23:50:44 · answer #10 · answered by Just Dreaming! 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice joke
2006-10-21 13:03:11 · answer #11 · answered by satish k 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋