Tyrone: Why you white guys always so happy?
Robert: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work.
Tyrone: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that?
Robert: It’s easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time.
Tyrone: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning?
Robert: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you.
Tyrone: HAHAAA she falls for that?
Robert: yes you should try it.
NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING.
Robert: What happened to you?
Tyrone: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn’t like it.
Robert: She didn’t like it??? What did you say?
Tyrone: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat a$s over I would do you like a dog.
2006-10-21
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