At works - a fine joke?

Question

Tyrone: Why you white guys always so happy?
Robert: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work.
Tyrone: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that?
Robert: It’s easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time.
Tyrone: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning?
Robert: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you.
Tyrone: HAHAAA she falls for that?
Robert: yes you should try it.
NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING.
Robert: What happened to you?
Tyrone: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn’t like it.
Robert: She didn’t like it??? What did you say?
Tyrone: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat a$s over I would do you like a dog.

Answer 1

lol...cool!!!

Answer 2

an elderly woman goes into a bank with two bags and ask to speak to the manager because she wants to make a big deposit.
manager: Hello ma'am, how may I help you today?
old lady: I want to deposit 3 million dollars.
manager: may i ask how did you aquire so much money?
old lady: i make bets.
manager: what kind of bets?
old lady: well i'll bet you $25,000 that tomorrow your balls will be square.
manager: that is outragous.
old lady: well do we have a deal?
manager: very well you have a bet

that night the manager could not sleep and is constantly checking out his testicles.
the next day the old lady returns
old lady: i brought my lawyer here to oversee the bet
manager: of course.
the manager starts taking off his pants to show his thing.
old lady: may i hold them?
manager: well i suppose so
the old lady goes over and starts feeling the testicles while the manager notice that the lawyer is banging his head on the wall
manager: What is wrong with your lawyer?
old lady: o nothing. i just bet him $100,000 that i would have the bank president's balls in my hands before noon.

Answer 3

I loved it. Dirty elephant joke: A little boy is at the zoo with his father looking at the elephants. The little boy says, "Dad, What's that thing hanging down there?" The father says, "That's the elephant's trunk." The little boy says, "No Dad, in the back....What's the thing hanging down there?" He said, " That's the elephant's tail. The little boy says, "No Dad, You know what I mean! What's the thing hanging down there?" So, the father says, "OK Son, that's the elephant's penis." The little boy says, "How come when I was here with Mom & asked her, she said it was nothing?" He looked at his son with a smile & said, "Son, your mother's spoiled!"

Answer 4

3 out of 10. +2 points for me!CHA CHINGGG.

Answer 5

That was bogus... I would have snapped out on him too.

Answer 6

Thanks........that one goes into my collection

Answer 7

whoooo very funny....

Answer 8

lol