2006-10-21 08:05:46 · 27 answers · asked by Wolfie 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That I am by myself for awhile. I quickly go crank the tunes, jump on the bed n bounce for awhile, I open all the doors and windows so the neighbors can hear my music. Then I dance around the living room for a while. I sing at the top of my voice proving to the neighbors' I cannot carry a tune. Then when I see someone getting home I turn the music up just a little more so they have to yell when they see me and I can yell back, "What??" "What??" until they throw their eyes up with frustration and go turn the music down. Then I'd ask them, "Was that too loud for you?".
I would have fun.
2006-10-23 08:36:12 · answer #1 · answered by windandwater 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That you either live alone, or you got home first? Are you sweating this? You didn't give us much information as to why you might have posted this question, but if you're upset because you think (guessing)...
1) People in your household should be waiting for your arrival with a robe and slippers in hand, and dinner on the table...
2) If no one is home when you get there, your wife/husband must be having an affair...
or 3) You feel like all you are is a paycheck
stop feeling sorry for yourself and figure out that life is hectic. People can't plan their every move around others. You don't plan your every move around others, do you?
2006-10-21 08:07:07 · answer #2 · answered by Lisa E 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
live alone home early wife cheating on you hey are busy someone named nobody
2006-10-21 08:41:48 · answer #3 · answered by Trina T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
either
A. they left u
or
B. u got home 2 early
or
3. u have no life & live by yourself
2006-10-21 08:07:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That your wife told you she had Dr. appointment and you forgot to pick up the kids from school. YOU NOW NEED TO BUY ICE CREAM AND FLOWERS.
2006-10-21 08:10:52 · answer #5 · answered by llbm3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally! Some alone time!
2006-10-21 08:08:25 · answer #6 · answered by reaching ♥ you 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It tells me that one person is home. You.
2006-10-21 09:46:45 · answer #7 · answered by theophilus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing because no one is there to tell you.
Or you live with some one named nobody.
Or you live alone.
2006-10-21 08:13:19 · answer #8 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jody done took your Wife and gone.
2006-10-21 08:42:21 · answer #9 · answered by kman1830 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are still at work?
2006-10-21 08:07:07 · answer #10 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋