Entertainment & Music - 19 October 2006

apples or bananas?
Bert or Ernie?
Hard or soft?
Top or bottom?

2006-10-19 10:42:37 · 22 answers · asked by fat_bottom_girls_rock 3 in Polls & Surveys

I thin they are dumb and extremely hilarious at the same time if that makes any sense. A bunch of old frat boy types asking questions to football head coaches. The one where he asks the coach if he should attend training camp next season and the coach replies, "You're spinning your wheels. Stay home." And the one where one of the guys tells the coach how excited he is about the new design of the can or something and the coach replies, "You have to learn to handle it, OK? You have to learn to handle your intensity." Haha. I almost fell out of my chair the first time I saw those commercials. Goofy ad campaign but creative.

2006-10-19 10:42:34 · 4 answers · asked by cannonball 1 in Television

2006-10-19 10:41:56 · 24 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-19 10:41:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Trampoline vs. Lawyer

What's the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

2006-10-19 10:41:28 · 14 answers · asked by ╔═♠═╗ ♣777♣ ╚═♠═╝ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Mike Tyson's Computer

Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer?
It has two bytes and no memory.

2006-10-19 10:40:42 · 7 answers · asked by ╔═♠═╗ ♣777♣ ╚═♠═╝ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Yo mama's So Stupid

Yo' mama so stupid, she got scared when she was on the escalator and the power went out!

2006-10-19 10:39:57 · 13 answers · asked by ╔═♠═╗ ♣777♣ ╚═♠═╝ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

have a crush on ?? I have a thing that works at the coffee shop across the street from me

2006-10-19 10:39:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have been with over 485 women and I'm starting to get bored of it, don't get me wrong I still love women but I just want to try something different, for instance I always dreamed of doing it with a midget and a blind chick(both at once if possible)

2006-10-19 10:39:07 · 21 answers · asked by Nice Guy 1 in Polls & Surveys

Hi,

This is a bit of a long shot, but I am looking for an established Country & Western recording artist to record my song, which contains lyric about giving up alcohol. I have already recorded it once and I am certain it could be a hit with the right vocalist.

Regards, Smartin

2006-10-19 10:38:29 · 7 answers · asked by Smartin 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I don't go to garage sales to often so I think I have received any deal that are worth bragging about.

2006-10-19 10:38:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36".


And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants"

Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.


Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer.

Harry: "Bubble gum"


Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.


Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck"


The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong......

2006-10-19 10:38:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

lol.

2006-10-19 10:36:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some
bottom deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they
don't sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the
stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.

"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."

"But I always get it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container it comes in?"

"Yes!" says the blonde, "I will go and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist,
who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of
underarm deodorant."

The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out
loud from the container: "To apply, push up bottom."

2006-10-19 10:36:40 · 18 answers · asked by RedIsBlue 3 in Jokes & Riddles

thanks!

2006-10-19 10:36:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

vegans could Ronald McDonald and his pal Grimus take in a fight?

2006-10-19 10:36:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-19 10:35:25 · 13 answers · asked by priscilla 1 in Music

what country do they live in? is it england?

2006-10-19 10:35:03 · 5 answers · asked by That Guy Brenda 2 in Movies

Personally, I hated Jeffery from the beginning. He has always been an asshole in a bad way (I liked Santino from the last season cause he was funny and sarcastic asshole) and I never liked his clothes much. I wanted Uli or Michael to win, and Laura's clothes were always so boring.

2006-10-19 10:35:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Most people don't know the answer to this. Do you?

2006-10-19 10:34:42 · 44 answers · asked by Linda T. 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-19 10:34:42 · 5 answers · asked by sian 1 in Television

cause ive just watched the 1st and it was so gopod, i really want to see the 2nd if there is one...
does anyone know if theyve made one? or if theyre not going to make one? or if they have made one, when is it on or how can i get it?
any help appreciated...

2006-10-19 10:34:41 · 3 answers · asked by *sophie* 2 in Television

Were The Beatles not aware of what they were agreeing to? Apparently Michael Jackson may have sold the rights to Sony now. Do some of the sales of albums go to Sony now too or is just when the songs are played on the radio or live?

2006-10-19 10:34:34 · 8 answers · asked by _Picnic 3 in Music

Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.

2006-10-19 10:34:17 · 11 answers · asked by ╔═♠═╗ ♣777♣ ╚═♠═╝ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-19 10:33:13 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Question - What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
Answer - A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Question - What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?

Answer - A competent liberal President.

Question - Why do the male members of the Kennedy family cry while having sex?

Answer - Mace.

Question - Who was the first liberal Democrat?

Answer - Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left not knowing where he'd been and did it all on borrowed money.

Liberals are like seagulls: all they do is squawk, eat, crap, and they are protected by the government.

2006-10-19 10:32:53 · 6 answers · asked by ╔═♠═╗ ♣777♣ ╚═♠═╝ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I love '24', Battlestar Galactica, firefly, garth merenghi's darkplace, x-files, band of brothers, red dwarf - etc - (but I am biased, lol)

2006-10-19 10:32:29 · 75 answers · asked by Joe johns 2 in Television

I Loved:

-Seinfeld
-Roseanne
-Married... With Children
-Full House
-Home Improvement

2006-10-19 10:32:05 · 18 answers · asked by Kelly Bundy 6 in Television

2006-10-19 10:31:57 · 1 answers · asked by Dancingchickie 2 in Music

2006-10-19 10:31:31 · 22 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Polls & Surveys