he saw a little girl walking in his direction. he quickly covered his private parts with a newspaper that he was reading. the girls walks up to him and asks: "what do you have under there?" and the man responds: "oh, nothing. it's just a birdie." the girl walks on and the man falls asleep. as he wakes up, he finds himself on a hospital bed in great pain. the police wanted to know what had happened and the guy answers: " i duno. i was laying on the beach when this girl walks up to me and starts asking me about my privates... next thing i know i woke up here". the police goes to the beach and finds the girl playing. the officers ask the girl: "what have you done to the man that was naked?" after a short pause, the girl responds: "to the man? nothing. i was playing with the birdie, but it spit on me. so, i twisted its neck, smashed its two eggs and torched its nest!"
2006-10-17
11:24:03
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