when a rich man does not know, he's not up-to-date.
whan a poor man does not know, he's stupid...
when a rich man is cheated on, his wife is unloyal.
when the poor man is cheated on, his wife is a slut...
when the rich man runs, he's jogging.
when the poor man runs, he's running from the police...
when the rich man eats, he's nourished.
when the poor man eats, he's taking his stomach out of misery...
when a rich man is old, he becomes a senior.
when a poor man is old, he becomes a geezer...
when a rich man tires, he's stressed.
when a poor man tires, he's lazy...
2006-10-17
14:34:45
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